I just be saying shit

Eu to trocando algumas lâmpadas aqui de casa por umas de cor mais quente e pqp parece que meus pais pegam lâmpada no gacha. 6 soquetes, 6 lâmpadas diferentes, de 5 marcas diferentes 😵‍💫

[LMFAO voice]: Every day I’m struggling.

I read this in Arin Hanson's valley girl voice

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · yesterday

Gente passou um post no meu feed do insta Que se as gay tem o gaydar Os neurodivertidos tem o.. SUSPECTRUM Eu tô rindo até agora, amei 😂

LRT eu já rio largado só daquela "versão" da letra, com a imagem acompanhando então aushsuhssushhsauhaah

Ela dormiu, no calor dos meus bagos…

Bichinhos Fofinhos pra quem ta cansado@bichinhos.bsky.social · 2d ago

Dormindo no quentinho

*Ahem* Hatsune Mi-Cool. I'll see myself out.

Eyz@eyzmaster.bsky.social · 2d ago

Homem-Aranha - Casa de ferreiro, espeto de pau

babs da biblio e teca@asteismo.bsky.social · yesterday

Homem-aranha na casa da mãe Joana

FOMO = Fear Of Missing Out VORTEMO = Voluntarily Rejecting Temporary Modernities IAMO = Interaction Anxiety Mistakenly Offensive FICAMO = Factually Ignoring Continuously All My Obligations

8757853° caso de "se fosse ficção a gente achava forçado"

slate@pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 3d ago

my neighborhood 7-11 closed a couple years ago and tried to reopen but couldn’t get the permit approved because there’s a preschool next door and 7-11s sell alcohol (the previous permit was grandfathered in). i saw a fence going up around the lot recently and looked up what was moving in: a gun shop

I don't think people are ready for this kind of joke yet.

Acabei de assistir Kuragehime and it got me feeling some typa way Eu gostei bastante, mas achei esquisito o final. Não foi ruim, acho que eu só não tô acostumado a assistir shoujo, sei lá

Deu trabalho mas conseguimos tirar uma foto mais ou menos

恋なんてただのゲーム

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆@chiitan.love · 3d ago

Love has never needed permission from labels 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 My emptiness of gender lets me see that clearly. Anxiety tightens around transgender lives right now. Why must their chosen bonds still pass through someone else’s gate? Why is the soul they claim treated as a request instead of a right?

ROXAS

【ＡＤＶＥＮＴＵＲＥ】

what the fuck why does this @stupidtwink.bsky.social comic keep happening?

Transparency@transparency.bsky.social · 6d ago

Jez San, founder of Argonaut, donated 2 million pounds to the conservative party in 2025. He was the biggest individual donor in Q1 of that year. Please, be informed before purchasing anything. You can emulate PS1 games on basically any device these days (even your phone) with ease.

AUGUST AGAIN - dashare.zone ADMIN

one pull. "Howdy, bitch."

Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 2w ago

just watched shadow take a 15 second long hit and then he just held it. got up and walked right out afterward. maybe he is the ultimate life form

#deltarune

segunda-feira começa campanha de vacinação na capital, guarulhos e são bernardo. TODOS com 6 meses a 59 anos DEVEM vacinar, independente da situação vacinal. 15 casos já confirmados, cass pessoa transmite pra outras 18!!!

Mimi@seraabenedita.bsky.social · 5d ago

Pessoal principalmente do estado de SP, alerta de sarampo! O boletim de junho/julho indicam já 13 casos, em alerta devido a surtos em outros países e cenário de viagens de férias/Copa. Sarampo mata! Procure sua carteirinha e verifique se vc está protegido:

🎴 Rouxls Kaard. 「なんじズ ポーカーとか好き？」 #Deltarune