I hate crying sexism but I do feel like everyone was completely ignoring menopause until some guy named Perry got it

I can’t stop thinking about Widow’s Bay

I’m a butch lesbian. My wife is a femme lesbian. Men always try to talk to her and it makes me so jealous. Talk to ME. She’s not even enjoying you, bro. She’s so bored by you. I love Jackass and Quentin Tarantino movies. Stop bothering her and let’s go to Buffalo Wild Wings.

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

The real value of social media is being able to post something like "The ass is the father of the legs" and potentially have multiple members of congress see it

Morning 😂.

These two things are completely unrelated, so don’t even think of trying to make a connection between them

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 4mo ago

Dr Oz: "One in three Americans are under-babied"

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

Mark Zuckerberg built a massive data center in Georgia just hundreds of yards from people’s homes. Now the water pressure is gone. Sinks don’t run. Toilets won’t refill. Homes shake nonstop. Power outages are routine.

Getting down to it

Why is the Kentucky Derby happening? Can we let the horses rest? You can bet on if it’s going to rain tomorrow. We do not need to bring horses into this anymore.

25% of young men are now active sports betters and I can’t help but think that if there was a societal problem that affected 25% of young women we would probably ignore that too.

Digital shoes for sale never worn

onion person@junlper.beer · 4mo ago

Girl, are you a data center? Because you’re loud as hell and a nuisance to the neighborhood.

WOIMSDAY THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

john fetterman is in the same groupchats

“Our research consistently revealed that one of the best predictors of a sleepless night was having a gong sound near one’s bed,” said lead author Dr. Sylvia Mott

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong

CHICAGO—Concluding that the costs of keeping such a device in the bedroom far exceeded the benefits, a study released Monday by the University of Chicago’s sleep lab found a strong link between poor s...

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*seeing my checking account get low* Uh…I’m pivoting to AI.

onion person@junlper.beer · 4mo ago

they’re calling it the fakest economy of all time

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us! White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

This is your daily reminder that Trump and Republicans are spending billions of your tax dollars on an unauthorized war in Iran and Stephen Miller’s ICE agenda while gutting Medicaid, slashing SNAP, and driving up your health care costs.

DOGE fired everyone in the government unless they promised to do insider trading.

You’re trying to fly to a work conference for a job you used to love, but now resent. You do the work of 3 people after the AI layoffs. The TSA agent installed by the last GOP president yells at you to take your shoes off. The ICE agent installed by this one thinks you’re reaching for a weapon.

if you're travelling and you are a documented citizen (esp if you're white/white-passing), you need to speak up & interrupt any racial profiling you witness. We are absolutely defeated if we allow ICE agents to harass people in the broad light of crowded airports. Don't be a good deputy citizen.

Politico@politico.com · 5mo ago

Tom Homan confirms ICE to be at airports starting Monday

Anybody need a place to stay in Philly for the World Cup June 18-July 5? I am going away and need someone to watch my dog and water my garden in exchange for a World Cup crash pad. You scratch my dog’s back and I scratch yours.* *only people who aren’t insane apply please

When you charge your phone with an old school non-lightning USB, your battery should take longer to drain. Getting to 62 took patience. Foresight. I worked hard for those percentages. They should work hard for me, too.