Ragebaiting is over. It’s passé. We’re into joybaiting now. Saying and doing things just to delight you and make your day
Sam "The Patron Saint of Weirdos" Posnick
@samposnick.com
Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually. Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work. IG: @samposnick www.samposnick.com
When I hear ‘Hamnet’, am I supposed to think of Shakespeare and not some kind of dark web devoted exclusively to the procurement of delicious ham?
Me, after the past week and a half of moving and cleaning house.
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“Oh, it’s nice that Sabrina Carpenter has cookies in her house for guests… wait, this is a sex thing, isn’t it?”
Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Death card Me: well i hear that could mean lots of things, not necessarily… Tarot Card Reader: and this is the Later On Today card Me: … Tarot Card Reader: this one is the King of Chewing Your Food Real Good Me: at least… Tarot Card Teader: he’s upside down
When I hear ‘Hamnet’, am I supposed to think of Shakespeare and not some kind of dark web devoted exclusively to the procurement of delicious ham?
Working on my even more terrible cover of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’… “Anti-vaxxers. Convoy. Bryan Johnson. Blood boy.”
Working on my even more terrible cover of ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’… “Anti-vaxxers. Convoy. Bryan Johnson. Blood boy.”
monopoly deluxe, easter egg prompt, dos (1992) www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5T... tcrf.net/Monopoly_Del...
Why is Nacho Cheese the default Dorito flavour when Zesty Taco is far superior?
“Say it, Frenchy! Say chowdah!” *sighing*
My friend just had an amazing anecdote: her mom (first language Spanish) once referred to Oscar the Grouch as "Groucho the Trashcan Man." A more beautiful symphony of sounds has rarely been written
Having a tough time with something or someone? You can always… DISSOCIATE AND EAT CRACKERS ABOUT IT.
“Say it, Frenchy! Say chowdah!” *sighing*
Too much for some people? Too bad for them.
The first thing you have to think about after buying a new home is where you’re going to hang your Columbo portrait.
The first thing you have to think about after buying a new home is where you’re going to hang your Columbo portrait.
Arrived at the “Wow, maybe I should just set fire to everything I own,” stage of moving.
(on my way home) ok, perfect time to take advantage of my few after-work hours and do some chores and research so i can perform basic survival (passing under the Stupid Lazy Asshole Beam installed in my front door lintel) duhhh
The nice man at the convenience store gave me a free chocolate bar to “keep me coming back”. Buddy, you have junk food here, if you didn’t close, I’d probably never leave.