sam‼️
@samwisest.bsky.social
ϟ he/they ϟ i draw sometimes ϟ good omens, ofmd, lotr, spn, etc.
me at 12: wow I love listening to fall out boy and writing supernatural fanfiction me at 17: I think I should kill myself me at 22: wow I love listening to fall out boy and writing supernatural fanfiction
begging someone to give me a reason to use the recently-discovered pearjak
why did they call it maximum overdrive when they could’ve called it carmageddon
teenage girls will see 2 male youtubers and be like “is anyone gonna be a fujoshi about this” and then not wait for an answer
people often say “treat me as a god” to imply that they would get their will no matter what, no questions asked, but honestly, name someone that gets questioned more than god
when the getting stoned has a 35 minute video essay on a badly animated box office flop
I went to the urinal at Blood House and I peed blood. But I didn't know if it was because I was in acute medical distress or if it was just the magic of Blood House. That's the sort of mystery that makes Blood House so special, to me.
You swing at the FRÄKEN with your flathead screwdriver. It takes 6 MDF damage.
I intend to keel over at an Olive Garden so that I’ll automatically be among my family when I die
Got an ad for a sneaker that has a built in garage with a working door for your Hot Wheels car and was, for some reason, surprised that it only came in kid sizes
shredded lettuce is *not* a proper topping for a cheesburger, the only lettuce on a burger should be full leaf and that shredded crap can go in the salad.
Talk shows have such influence in today’s society you kind of forget that they’re just called Talk Shows. It’s the Show where they Talk. That’s all it’s about
Used to wonder why a disproportionate amount of YouTubers had breakdowns about how stressed their job makes them then I just realized we all have those meltdowns, theirs are just on camera
You ever pronounce youtube like “You Tube”? We all just forgot it’s like a tube for you
we should invent a shower you can walk around in. like the whole room is a shower no matter where you walk there’s water falling so you’re always warm
dead wife flashback montage except one of the flashbacks is her fighting a raccoon
1st half hour of being high: wee hehe yippee yay!! 🤩🥰 2nd half hour: dunno about sleep. why is it in the terms of use for my body that being completely shutdown and useless for 1/3 of its lifetime is absolutely mandatory and will render the product unusable if I don’t do that
does it ever amaze yall just how big Minecraft is. I feel like we don’t appreciate that enough
I love how everyone is like “horses are only for the rich! you need to have a lot of money and take good care of them!” and then every video of horse ownership is the muddiest animal you’ve ever seen with someone yelling “CROUTON IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE I’LL SELL YOU TO THE GLUE FACTORY”
THIS IS MY GUY AND ALSO MY FAVORITE ATTACK I GOT THIS YEAR AAA!!!
Maileigh Holdstock@maileighholdstock.bsky.social · last yr.Artfight attack number 14! I'm very happy I decided to do a scene for this one because I love how it turned out! ✨ Revenge for @samwisest.bsky.social go check out their stuff! #artfight #art #digitalart #teamcrystal
The animated version of my 14th artfight revenge ✨ it was a nice little challenge to figure out the breathing and I love how it worked ✨ Revenge for @samwisest.bsky.social #artfight #art #animation #digitalart #teamcrystal
headcanons and ao3 and discussion posts aren’t enough I need to lock Eric kripke in a room and make him explain all 15 seasons
When I was younger I really thought junkyard dogs with spiked collars would be a bigger problem than they are
just remembered I can post whatever the fuck I want. I repainted this dinosaur and gave him a fish. fuck you
