SaraKateW
@sarakatew.bsky.social
“i shall throw my phone into the sea” 2026 just kidding, I shall start a bespoke blog instead https://skwbotd.ghost.io/about/
Me in 2019: I'm SO GAAAYYYYYY Me in 2021: I'm bisexual but in a fun way Me in 2023: I'm bisexual but in a disastrous way Me in 2024: Fuck am I straight? Me in 2025: I'm bisexual but in a cool way where I can kinda pull off any outfit. Me in 2026: I want to fuck the towel from the '80s commercial.
Sometimes a girlfriend will just casually reassure you “oh, I cry on the train all the time” and it really unites us across cities, I think.
The tie breaker at pub quiz was year Leonardo DaVinci’s Last Supper was painted and right hand to God I had like a 400 year possible range
Being fucking defied and mad thwarted by a goddamn woodpecker is such a specific bad mood.
I don’t know what this is, but i have been publishing something, anything, every day since January 1 of this year and feel fully insane.
mad radhu@madradhu.garbage.computer · 3d agoLove it or hate it publishing anything every day since 1998 is some sort of accomplishment
I do not like it when novelists describe a kiss as “thorough.”
Tom Holland is so much cuter as Peter Parker than he needs to be it’s ridiculous. He is SUCH a sweetie.
I’m re-watching last Spidet-Man in anticipation of new Spider-Man and I had forgotten how fucking fun this movie is. When that goblin ball rolls in after Doc Ock I both hooted AND hollered.
The post is only for people who read yesterday’s bird newsletter: I just recalled the set up for the joke and it had something to do with getting eaten by a lion.
My new laptop camera has not recognized me one single time since the minute I set up face recognition. Once again, all my dark suspicions are validated.
Y’all, the Smoltz ironing story is a myth, the man’s a walking Rotary Club dinner speaker. But Tom Glavine did get food poisoning on an airplane and puke so hard he broke two ribs.
Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 6d agoMLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury
[is 53 years old] hey, what career do you think I should try
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but [plays Timothy Treadwell’s last recording unedited]
When you drink beer in a bar and then you get home and your house personally does not have a beer in it <<<<
my takeaways from media days is that i dont think any college football head coaches have ever worn sunscreen in their lives
who was interviewing Tom Brady and why do the both look like that
Nobody at Metro Center ever saw that episode of Law & Order where I medicated Denis O’Hare pushed someone on the tracks, I’ll tell you that.
once again i find myself backed into coloring my roots first thing in the morning before work, the Idiot’s Task
Please to announce that after four years of saying "I really need to hang some shelves in this room" I have taken the monumental step of purchasing some shelves online.
