Sarcasm-himé

@sarcasm-hime.bsky.social

Canadian cosplayer, lover of fine details and bunnies, mask wearer. IG: sarcasm_hime www.sarcasm-hime.net

Gods I'm so fucking tired of having to "sign up for an account!!" on every single site. I just want to make one purchase from you. I don't want an account. I don't want yet another password.

I'm realizing how many of my clothing staples are Joe Fresh from 10+ years ago and how great they used to be. Nice thick cotton t-shirts, fully lined well-made dresses with French seams and good quality fabric... When I'm in there lately it's all cheap polyester trash. It's so disappointing.

All the music streaming services using algorithms is super frustrating when you have eclectic taste. Yes, I want to listen to Indian pop and Japanese goth rock and Scandinavian folk and 90s grunge and classic bellydance music. All of them, mixed together, please.

My husband wanted to watch the new season of House of the Dragon, but man...I am really struggling. Everything and everyone is miserable and horrible, everything is gray, I am not invested in anyone except for the people who I'm like "Why are you *still* alive FFS just go away"

I finally got a few impromptu photos of Maple Miku at Otakuthon! 🍁🥞 My "maple taffy" bludgeon was a way to salvage my first attempt at dyeing the TranspArt for my syrup ribbons; I had the water too hot and/or stirred too much and it all fused together into a lump. #cosplay #hatsunemiku

Cosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hairCosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hairCosplayer dressed as a Canadian version of Hatsune Miku, with red plaid skirt and sleeves and fake maple syrup cascading from her hair

I'm so tired of stories where men can imagine fantastical futures, magical alternate worlds, dragons, monsters, all sorts of weird and wonderful things...but apparently a world without rampant, systemic, and violent misogyny is just unimaginable.

Someone needs to start a dental office staffed entirely by nerds/alt weirdos because the chitchat with the hygienist is always so awkward. How do I answer the question "So how have you been spending your summer?" to a normal person without a whole lot of explanation

After an all-too-brief respite, dudes sagging their pants seem to be back. If we have to see a whole ass' worth of underwear, could it at least be *interesting* underwear? You have so much real estate there for fun patterns and colours! Why be boring?

I've been reading this and it makes me want to cosplay as Queen Puabi (with hand woven fabric of course) I don't need more projects and where the hell would I even wear an ancient Sumerian costume lol

Cover of "Women's Work: the first 20000 years" by Elizabeth Wayland Barber Reconstruction of Queen Puabi of Ur's funerary jewellery

I have a bad habit of putting on a documentary as entertainment while I work on cosplay and then discovering that it's too engrossing/has too much interesting visuals and end up getting no work done 💀 Last time it was the Bayeux Tapestry, today it's the history of footbinding

JFC we have gone past people using "donning" when they mean "wearing" and all the way to "dawning" I.e. "she stood in the middle of the room, dawning a red jacket" kind of thing AAAAARGH YOU CAN JUST SAY WEARING. WEARING IS A WORD. PEOPLE CANNOT DAWN.