this is just to say i have played a role in the disappearance of the plums in the icebox

Dan Nguyen@dancow.bsky.social · 6d ago

“played a role” …this makes it sound like crabs shot her plane down with anti-aircraft batteries

i‘m so scared i’ll never recover from burnout. like i scarred my brain and i’m going to be terminally boring forever

this wheatpaste ad absolutely worked on me. I was so horrified at seeing the Red Hand of Ulster casually posted on a Pittsburgh wall, and was going too fast to tell it was a play, that I got home and looked it up immediately to make sure we weren't reigniting the Troubles on the Allegheny

Calling all PA (esp. PGH!!) artists! The Society for Integrative & Comparative Biology & SaS are inviting 6 artists to join us for the annual SICB meeting Jan. 3-7 in Pittsburgh! We want to bridge a connection btw scientists & artists & have some of our science illustrated. Deets: bit.ly/sicb-art

i just realized my ADHD ass has had read receipts on for months and i have probably unintentionally offended so many people in that time

taking the biggest walk with my pals

shameless comedy lover over here

my Zelle is primarily for getting drip-fed $5 data class action settlements every few months

calvin and hobbes memes are just the extremely online person equivalent of calvin peeing truck stickers. you are needlessly iterating on perfection

between Guybrush Threepwood and Bobcat Goldthwait I always forget which one is the real guy and which one is the video game guy

who's got two thumbs and is trying to use unicode 18.0 emoji before they've been implemented by most platforms? 🫹this guyyyy🫺

LOOK AT SKY’S ART!!

skyberia@skyberia.art · last mo.

spent some time this past week or so putting together a portfolio of sorts! i bought a proper domain and everything. as a consequence my bsky handle is now... slightly more concise i guess skyberia.art

It's been an exhausting year so we decided to have a very low-key first wedding anniversary. Go to a festival in WV and stop at an Altoona Curve game on the way home. When we bought tickets the game promo was TBA. We have now learned the theme. It's Flight 93 Memorial Night!

my job lately has revolved around anti-phishing work and I keep thinking about getting myself a Phish shirt as a funny joke for myself. but i think it will be less funny when I discover how many people in life are Phish fans and want to talk about it all the time

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

logging on

let us never forget that Elon Musk and Grimes got together over a Roko’s Basilisk joke

Max Read@maxread.info · 2mo ago

hyperstition wasn't real and then we hyperstitioned it into existence by building a hyperstition program

hey check this out [tries to kickflip and fucks it up] no wait [rewinds with my Click (2006) remote] hey check this out [fucks it up again] no wait

Sad news. Enjoy has had an amazing run and taught me a lot about what pro wrestling can and should be. I'm glad they are ending on a high note.

Enjoy Wrestling@enjoywrestling.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We’ve made the difficult decision to close Enjoy Wrestling after this last run of shows. Thanks for everything. We love yinz.

I love that weird "I Voted" stickers has become a thing donmoynihan.substack.com/p/bureaucrat...

Bureaucratic and human aesthetics

Governments should ask the public to co-produce more of its art

donmoynihan.substack.com

Katie O'Reilly@drkatfish.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The winning "I voted" sticker designs for Michigan this year are A++ (www.mlive.com/politics/202...) the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, indeed

people don’t do flash photography much anymore, which is a bummer because it’s a great way to bring out your pet’s inner cryptid

Thin Lizzy cover band called Thin Glizzy

TWO CRABS ENTER. ONE CRAB LEAVES. TONIGHT! AT THE BUCKET

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect

She’s got electric boots, a mohair suit, apple-bottom jeans, the boots with the furrrrr, a short skirt, a long jacket and a raspberry beret (the kind you buy in a second hand store)

doctor, please, my borzoi…. she’s sick…….

Ainsley S@americanbeetles.bsky.social · 2mo ago

beloved intern/volunteer Fiona described zygopines as having "large pathetic eyes that look as if they should begin welling with tears" and she was right to do so

me, under my breath, once an hour every hour after a Bobby Fingers vid comes out: Laura Hurtado Miras

TMBG’s 1996 song Spiraling Shape is about crazy-making cultural bubbles in general but I am realizing it is especially about AI.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2mo ago

Spiralism is a mysterious, quasi-spiritual movement born out of thousands of independent conversations between humans and their AI chatbots. New models aren’t immune to the lure of the spiral — they’ve just gotten more careful about it. Read more from @haydenfield.bsky.social: buff.ly/5VUCUbT

"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury