Juniper

@scalyhat.com

computer person, enby lizard, escapism enjoyer, follower of the bush mentality, amateur game modder and art scribbler

it is no longer desirable to build corpo software piece by piece. now, we build a mold of limitations and pour slop into it instead of making engines, we are now casting concrete

The *moment* chatgpt regurgitates some slop code, it becomes code the programmer has no mental model for, and definitely can't be fucked to read instead of giving it another pass through the bullshit machine. The programmer cannot maintain code, which is like 90% of what programming *is*

i think if the industry offers somebody multiple ways of packaging their Linux software in a mostly distro-agnostic way and they go make a deb or rpm their single distribution method we should be able to put that person in a pillory at the mall and throw chewed snus at them

it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”

Seth D. Michaels@sethdmichaels.bsky.social · last yr.

AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you." ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"

I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding? why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger