Soatok 🔜 DEFCON 34
@soatok.bsky.social
30-something gay furry with an interest in cryptography and software security. Mastodon: https://furry.engineer/@soatok Blog: https://soatok.blog 🎨 https://mrjimmydafloof.bsky.social
This goober turns 10 years old today! 🎉 Thank you @jaycostumes.bsky.social for your amazing craftsmanship!
Monster fuckers: prepare to get weak in the knees over number theory en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster...
Monster group - Wikipedia
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you know what'd be cool is if bandcamp friday really pops off for me because 4/6 of the outlets on the power conditioner I use for my guitar pedals don't work anymore for some reason and I need a new one (and bills and all that too lol) 😬
The Microwave Cooking for One site is legit useful. You know that thing that happens when microwave food is half frozen? That’s not inherent to the microwave, it’s because most box microwave instructions are for 1100 watts and your microwave is something else. There’s a conversion chart for that!
Microwave Timing Conversion Charts
These charts help you convert cooking times in a recipe to times for your wattage microwave oven.
microwavecookingforone.com
did someone say sadder
I like this one that is targeting me because I went to Minecon one year and they want to phish my account so they can sell my cape for it
I love spam emails sometimes
grooving at the Anthrocon raves this Triangle Tuesday (thanks to @tonebunyote.bsky.social for the awesome pic! #fursuit)
You didn’t move 5 million people of food stamps because they could suddenly afford food. Your big beautiful bill just took their food stamp stamps away from them.
Oh no unit42.paloaltonetworks.com/passwordless...
Pass the Passkey: A Novel Attack Surface in Passwordless Authentication
Explore how passkey implementation gaps undermine security when relying parties fail to validate the User Verified flag, reducing MFA to a single factor.
unit42.paloaltonetworks.com
Apple got a $2.2 billion tariff refund. Amazon got $600 million. Trump is sending the "refunds" to the companies, not working people. Every single cent of these refunds should go back to American consumers.
Apparently there are a bunch of fake smbc merch operations, selling copies of our designs. Just a reminder, there is only one place to see our junk: smbc-store.myshopify.com/collections/...
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Exclusive: We obtained a leaked playbook that Flock gives to cops to coach them on "how to speak to city council" to avoid getting their contracts canceled. Includes strategies like "own the narrative" by talking to mayor "before public comment periods" www.404media.co/own-the-narr...
‘Own the Narrative’: Leaked Flock Guide Shows How It Teaches Cops to Promote Its Tech
"This document shows a coordinated effort from Flock Safety to compel law enforcement agencies to convince our elected leaders to represent their interests as a company rather than the interests of co...
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I'm going to alienate some people now. Abortion is a critical part of gynecological care. Full stop. Hormonal birth control is used by many individuals simply to regulate difficult menstrual cycles. Legislators who don't understand the minutiae of reproductive biology should SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I heard you TF Enthusiasts love bad ending scenarios. How's this one?
I made dinner for my abuser a bunch of times. You have to play nice while you're planning your escape so you don't get dead. Max Miller is a textbook abuser.