real friends don’t hate on their friends for loving twink ass

Gingerspiced@gingerspiced.bsky.social · 4h ago

@scardarelli.bsky.social literally clapped when they showed twink ass on screen during the odyssey her lust know no bounds

odysseus gay as hell for leaving anne hathaway to go to war fr

Odysseus to Circe: My men are smart and brave. Hero’s of the Trojan war would never fall victim to such obvious tricks. Eurylochus, just outside:

Pug puppies . New Year sale!!! (ONLY 1 WHITE boy left)).

greened myself

hustle grindset weed guy who always smokes at 4:20 am

I can now squat my body weight, so if anyone needs help picking me up and setting me down 10 times I got u

what the deli counter guy sees when I’m waiting for them to put out more rotisserie chicken

[watching two dogs have dog style sex] brooo lmao!! get some, fido!! haha that's my dogg!!! 🤣🤣 [watching two humans have dog style sex] thank you so much... thank you for letting me be in the room for this... thank you... 🙏

I’m on a sneedhon diet. I sneed hon? I sneat it

when I am in a situation

max dithered 🌌@sneptech.bsky.social · last wk.

ladies, I eat 2 rotisserie chickens a week btw 😏

Claire, Boob Haver@progesteronipizza.bsky.social · last wk.

bro saw one of my topless pics and immediately opened a chat request fueled by the kind of greed they talk about in ancient texts and scripture

sun tzu at mechanic: alright mr tzu, your car is all fixed up it'll run you about- sun tzu: perhaps we could discuss this in a different location mr tzu your bill? sun tzu: tell me about the bill in a bog. mr tzu. sun tzu: I will be on the adjacent high ground.

I’m 29. I shouldn’t be in McDonalds. I should be in da club

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’

SANTA FE, NM—Grunting with exertion as he hauled the weighty volume out of his satchel, author George R.R. Martin was seen Tuesday handing his agent an unsolicited, 4,000-page manuscript titled “Tuba ...

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I couldn’t be trusted with the cuck chair. They’d be doing their thing, they’d look over and see me doing some shit like this

I can't believe it finally worked

I’m worried I’m developing a reputation. one girl at school was talking about some chud on love island who always has a bag of hard boiled eggs and then another girl pointed at me 😭

doing 0.5x button presses so I can see what kinda crazy shit cis me could TAS out

taco bell.... whats next. burger whistle?

me hyping up the surreal homie: its giving Dada

TACO BELL SHOULD OFFER A BURRITO IN THE SIZE AND SHAPE OF A HUMAN MAN SO YOU CAN GO "CHIMP MODE" ON IT.

i cant get the phrase "foul homestuckian tricknology" off my mind cuz of this shit

this fucking image is so stupid but it kills me