Scott
@scottdunsmore.bsky.social
My mind is like a sponge, it soaks everything up. But squeeze it too hard & it all comes out. Ray Kroc is gone, and so is his Ghost.
Doctor ordered a Cologuard test for me. First thing I did upon receiving the box was remove the label so I don't do a @thestevenwoods.bsky.social and ship my sample back to myself.
Someone has decided that it's a great evening to practice drumming in the park behind the house.
Fermin should have spent some of his injured list time learning how to properly challenge pitches. #Padres
I just read something posted online in May of 2023 that used "defer" instead of "differ" and now I'm questioning the accuracy of the entire piece.
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I don't have 100 people I want to talk to in real life, never mind in a group chat.
Update: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
Summing up AJ Preller on Ben & Woods this morning: "Y'know." #Padres
Padres are going to win just enough games before the break to give AJ the green light to make some more really stupid moves and ruin the team long-term a little bit more.
Mize? I know #Padres need left handed power, but I question whether they get any sort of production from a first basemen who's been dead since 1993. [touches earpiece] I'm now being informed it's Casey Mize, not Johnny.
RAY: wait why don’t I get the bonus? GIANTS AND PADRES: fuck you, you know what you did
🤖 Susan Slusser The Giants and Padres also will split the $1 million bonus that Ray gets for being traded.
"Big, strong, Iran. With tears in its eyes," Trump added.
Trump on Iran: "I want to give them every last chance before decapitation. It's very tough to do what we have planned…To do an attack that big on a country, I'd rather not do it…[Iran] called me and they said, 'Please don't attack, we'll make a deal.' That's the real truth and everyone knows it."
Manny Machado going with the John Wayne Gacy mustache. #Padres
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
This commercial just came on my TV and I've gotta hand it to 'em, using a "Bond villain" vibe is certainly a choice they could have made. youtu.be/sYiCuFTlrkM?...
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it is funny the white sox are making splashy trades for a playoff run after a decade of ineptitude right after we get a white sox pope. it doesn't sway me towards organized religion because deep down "baseball is stupid like that" is a more fundamental universal truth than anything in the bible
Never before have I rooted against a trade because it would generate annoying posts but here we are
I don't think MLB has a parody problem it's very clear it's trying to be a parody of its 1994 self right now
Pretty presumptive Joe. Please point to where I’ve said players shouldn’t have agency. Your gaslighting and it’s disingenuous. My argument is MLB does have a parody problem & using the extra playoff spot to argue that there isn’t a parody problem is a gross oversimplification of the problem.