Just skip ahead to showing up on Dancing With the Stars or The Masked Singer. It’s the inevitable bottom of the Pachinko machine for all these gamy little MAGA grifters.
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Jason Fry
@jasoncfry.bsky.social
Writer, Mets fan, Star Wars dork, genial malcontent.
Just skip ahead to showing up on Dancing With the Stars or The Masked Singer. It’s the inevitable bottom of the Pachinko machine for all these gamy little MAGA grifters.
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Today is "Soft Rains Day" for those who remember this haunting 1950 Ray Bradbury piece. It's classic Bradbury, eerily accurate w/ its predictions in some respects (looking at you, Alexa), and well worth a few moments of your day to read if you're so inclined.
Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012
This isn't even two-dimensional chess.
NYT: “.. Iran and Oman are closing in on an agreement to reopen shipping traffic .. but .. it could come at a high price — ratifying Tehran’s control over what, before the war, was an open, international waterway.” @nytimes.com www.nytimes.com/2026/08/03/u...
I'm starting to suspect that my tax dollars are going to munitions I'll never use, either
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
DASH RENDAR LIVES! (which is kind of my fault)
Shadows of the Empire (as a project) is now 30! I was thrilled to be able to chat with Lucy Autrey Wilson—the MOTHER of the entire Expanded Universe—about how it came together, her thoughts on it, and how it shaped the future of the EU as we know it. #StarWars nerdist.com/article/star...
Soft as butter and scared of everything is no way to go through life, ma'am.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Welcome back to garbage time, Mets fans! AKA your Faith and Fear in Flushing recap. www.faithandfearinflushing.com/2026/08/03/w...
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Today would be a great day to leak the net revenue sharing transfers for the last ten years, so people can understand just how much money some teams are sharing and how much money many owners are just pocketing. MLB protects this information because your ignorance benefits them.
Someone gets it. Wants and want-nots. Everything else is eyewash.
They absolutely could. They are massively wealthy, they would just rather sit on their money than win, which is the whole point.
"Sneaking into the playoffs" is all it takes. Sometimes you make a run. Having Skubal would have made that more likely. They blew a 14-game lead last season, but they decided being 2.5 out with 60 to go was unsurmountable. Pathetic.
Semien and Polanco hitting back to back feels extra cruel. Prove me wrong, Jorge!
everyone's argument is always "it doesn't matter if the Dodgers' high-priced guys flop, they can just sign new ones." but when those guys keep flopping, like they mostly have since November 2024, they stay afloat thanks to guys like Rushing and Wrobleski and Pages and Muncy and Rojas and Eric Lauer.
If I were a billionaire who could figure out a way to not pay a hometown hero millions to contribute to a better product, pocket the difference, and still not end up looking like the villain I'd probably do it, too.
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Again, this was a huge topic of discussion when the Yankees were dominating and revenue sharing was brought up. My biggest problem with revenue sharing back then was "what if the teams getting that money whose owners don't want to win just pocket it?" and GUESS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Always read Joe. You’ll be a smarter fan day to day and also less likely to embarrass yourself by puking up ownership propaganda.
Read the whole thing at joesheehan.com
The Marlins, Pirates, etc. are the problem with MLB. The Dodgers are not. Forcing players to take less than market value doesn't solve the problem literally at all, it just benefits those cheap owners.
MLB's propaganda falls apart as soon as you ask, "why did the Tigers need to cash in and trade Skubal now?" Because the answer is they had no chance of resigning him because they refuse to invest in building a contender around him. He wants to win, they don't. That's their fault and nobody else's.
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
This this this. Every owner is ridiculously wealthy. Every team can act like the Dodgers. Twenty-nine of them just won’t.
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
Those of you eager to serve wealthy MLB owners as volunteer Pinkertons won’t like to read this, but as usual Joe Sheehan nails the real problem:
You have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
Pinstripes on the road. When I’m despot it will be a capital crime.
What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
I’m wrong about something I ought to have known. Withdrawn.
The names on the current #Mets ‘86 uniforms aren’t stitched directly on — they’re on white half-moons. It looks like shit. We’re not only bad but also cheap and tacky?
I’ll be damned. Memory plays tricks. Criticism withdrawn.
That's how they were on the 1986 jerseys.
The names on the current #Mets ‘86 uniforms aren’t stitched directly on — they’re on white half-moons. It looks like shit. We’re not only bad but also cheap and tacky?
The Heritage Foundation is a terrorist organization and in 2029 I hope we deal with it accordingly.
The July edition of Cap Bingo ends with 27 out of 30. Missed CIN (hard but not impossible), SAC (usually not that hard, weird) and TEX (no surprise, hard as hell in NYC).