Chris Houston
@chrishouston.bsky.social
California native plant enthusiast and gardener. Bird lover. Aspiring urban farmer. I like to go paddling in my kayak. Why am I a Padres fan? He/him/his
Every day that there is new Tami Neilson music is a good day. And today she released three new tracks. I will never not be in awe of that voice! tamineilson.bandcamp.com/album/songs-...
Songs from the Motion Picture "Holy Days", by Tami Neilson
3 track album
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They’re actually just going to make it so you can’t get CBD gummies in California without going to a dispensary now. This sucks.
AG Rob Bonta @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov · 9h agoAlongside a bipartisan coalition, we’re thanking Congress for redefining hemp products and closing a dangerous, ambiguous loophole that allowed bad actors to sell untested, highly concentrated THC products to CA consumers. Our children—and all consumers—deserve protection from unsafe products.
help. 💬 @Feinsand The Padres acquire RHP Casey Mize and INF Gage Workman from the Tigers for Kash Mayfield (Padres No. 2 prospect per @MLBPipeline) and LHP Jackson Wolf, per source. @Ken_Rosenthal and @sdutKevinAcee were on the return.
Didn’t get a thing for any of the rentals on the team yet again. Just gave away a few more prospects. Good job buddy.
Chris Houston@chrishouston.bsky.social · 4w agoPadres are going to win just enough games before the break to give AJ the green light to make some more really stupid moves and ruin the team long-term a little bit more.
Padres are going to win just enough games before the break to give AJ the green light to make some more really stupid moves and ruin the team long-term a little bit more.
Got our tickets to see Laraaji live later this month. This looks like it’s going to be pretty rad. m.youtube.com/watch?v=blRu...
Laraaji & Arji OceAnanda at Ambient Church Vancouver 5.15.2026
YouTube video by Ambient Church
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Completely unnecessary slander of Guided By Voices, Brainiac and the Breeders. SMH.
Infield Fly Girl@infieldflygrl.online · 2d agoLooking forward to Taylor Ward proving to me that something good can come out of Dayton, Ohio despite decades of evidence to the contrary
The Padres are going to save so much money on pants fabric now with Buehler and Ray on the team.
I love qualifying people dying from outbreaks by saying that they had underlying conditions so their lives were basically worthless anyway.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 2d agoBreaking News: Two deaths in Michigan have been linked to cyclospora. Both people who had the parasite also had underlying health issues.
I’ve had a lot of thoughts about what my personal version of hell would be but I’ve now realized it would be spending eternity stuck in a MLB bullpen.
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agoThe whole Mariners' pen believes Babe Ruth didn't exist. Kinda want all MLB players to believe this and make the owners agree to it in next CBA
I saw one this week that had a wrap with pseudo-Japanese paintings all over it and thought to myself “this guy definitely owns at least a dozen samurai swords”
Travis Miller@justtmill.bsky.social · 5d agoSpotted on the Fullcast reddit. This is incredible levels of divorced:
I love that Trump negotiated a cease fire with hamas that depends on Israel leaving Gaza. Sure buddy.
lol, I just read that Robert Irvine currently operates one restaurant, and it’s a diner in the PENTAGON that has 2.8/5 on yelp.
Chris Houston@chrishouston.bsky.social · 6d agoBy “celebrity chefs” they just mean the guy who lied about his resume, got kicked off food network and is maga now and the other guy who is a regular Fox News contributor.
By “celebrity chefs” they just mean the guy who lied about his resume, got kicked off food network and is maga now and the other guy who is a regular Fox News contributor.
Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d agoSomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
We did a study on patients hospitalized with Covid a couple months into the pandemic and almost every single subject died.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Rep. Ogles: "Look, I don't want to play down the effects of the virus, but at the end of the day it had a roughly 1 percent mortality rate. We coulda gotten through this."
Well anyway time to give him roles in another dozen blockbuster movies that won’t recoup their cost.
Absolutely fucking crazy the extent to which the greatest rapper of all time has still got it The flow is flawless youtu.be/110X6Jc4jcs?...
Rakim - A Different Kind [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Rakim
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Jesus the cope these people have. They’re either lunatics or just knowingly say this nonsense so the team will like them or both.
Padres Twitter Bot@padres-bot.bsky.social · 2w ago🔁 @annieheilbrunn retweeted @sdutKevinAcee “A lot of positive things from our offense against one of the best pitchers in all of baseball. Pitching has got to pick up our offense in that situation.” Padres get to Chris Sale early but drop series after Griffin Canning has another rough outing
Also he must have been sweating his abusive little balls off in that getup.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoJohnny Depp surprised fans at Comic-Con by showing up unannounced at an unrelated panel in character as Ebenezer Scrooge.
Instagram wouldn’t let me post that he was a washed up loser.
USA TODAY@usatoday.com · 2w agoJohnny Depp surprised fans at Comic-Con by showing up unannounced at an unrelated panel in character as Ebenezer Scrooge.
the only expansion of Ebenezer Scrooge’s backstory I wanna see is when I go on Disney Plus and click on the hidden extended cut of MUPPETS CHRISTMAS that has the song Caine acts his heart out of but they cut because stupid children were bored there were no puppets www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbaw...
When Love Is Gone - The Muppet Christmas Carol - HD Widescreen
YouTube video by Shaun
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