Mike Gianella
@mikegianella.bsky.social
Write about fantasy baseball, post about that and lots of other stuff. He/him/his
the dodgers rallied but then unexpectedly Tarik Skubal yelled “I am the destroyer of worlds, the bringer of pain, the one who will summon the obelisk of death as has been foretold.” really difficult to overstate what a negative impact his acquisition has had on this team’s morale.
it’s cool that if you turn on ESPN nowadays you’re fairly likely to see the 24th best QB in the NFL discussing the lab leak conspiracy with a man in a tank top
this is quite a weird way to find out that Rick Scott is dead
Karl Rove's little whiteboard on Fox News, lol. Like... idk, man. I'm not sure that the strategy of expecting people to know a bunch of Hasan Piker lore AND them caring enough about it to the point that it affects who they vote for is going to work, but okay.
me when I’m about to see my mother-in-law:
get ready everyone, it’s fran o’clock
damn, guess the conservatives were right, those city owned grocery stores are killing people
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I need people to understand that for the last half decade that there’s been an ecosystem of trans folks in sports media who have worked unpaid to serve as experts for context, sources and educators on what it’s like for trans athletes, in hopes of potential bylines and contacts. That’s dried up.
I hate sounding like a conspiracy person but there’s a reason that this Sophie Cunningham thing is on like day 7 of discourse and how there’s absolutely very little trans staff writers driving the news coverage of it.
Freddy Peralta doesn’t exist, he’s a psyop by the woke baseball media, just like Babe Ruth
Soto should have gone all the way with the denial and claimed Peralta never played for the Mets.
I’ve spent the last two years wondering what, exactly, establishment Democrats have to offer and their answer consistently seems to be “absolutely nothing”
the el-sayed win shows yet again that centrists are now everything they always claim the left is when it comes to israel: ideologically rigid, in hock to extremists, mistaking online beefs (ie hasan) for mass politics—and toxic to the electorate.
throughout my adult life being deemed “electable” has been the surest way to identify the candidate who is going to lose
One way to be safe is to never write an electability take
this guy won a primary AND got traded to the Mets? what a wild week
Congrats to Chris Gilmer-Hill on winning the primary for a seat in the Michigan state house! Chris is a lifelong Detroiter fighting for affordability and environmental justice for all Detroiters. @detroitdsa.bsky.social
This is rough but I think it talks about a lot of what is missing from the Cunningham/WNBA discourse. Namely, that trans people are not hypothetical thought experiments. They are real people who are being genocided by our government & any coverage that doesn't center that reality misses the mark.
the answer is always to disavow it
Would you let the Proud Boys march in and sit courtside?
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the acquisition of Tarik Skubal has destroyed the chemistry that led the Dodgers to two consecutive World Series titles, so sad
to be fair to Aaron Rodgers I’ve seen him play football and can see why he’s looking into other careers
Dr. Anthony Fauci's lawyer responds to the Monday attack from Steelers QB Aaron Rodgers: "Aaron Rodgers doesn't know what he's talking about. He should stick to football."
the MASN crew doing a deadline postmortem and not criticizing the front office at all is wild (I understand why they won’t but it’s still nuts)
I generally hate commercials but have a soft spot for low budget, local law firm ads where it looks like they spent $500 on it.
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
I feel like this is a way more common thing out in the world than on social media?
On social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
in Los Angeles when you remove a struggling pitcher from your rotation it’s called dis-Wrobing
Justin Wrobleski first 17 games: 8 HR allowed, 106⅔ IP Justin Wrobleski last 2 games: 8 HR allowed, 10⅓ IP
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
the Dodgers now 0-2 in the Tarik Skubal era, really makes you wonder if this was the right move for this franchise
the odyssey is a realistic depiction of what it’s like when you’re trying to get home to your girl at 2 am on the mta. it’s always some shit
Jimmy Crooks sounds like a generic name someone put into a script for a heist movie as a placeholder and then forgot to remove it so that’s how you get Jimmy Crooks
the Yankees bullpen being torn apart by *reading notes* Blaze Jordan, Nathan Church and Jimmy Crooks?
people complain about all the relievers (and I get it) and pitchers not going 7+ innings anymore but what they selectively forget is the back end of major league rotations were littered with guys like Silva, whose job was to eat innings and save the 5 non closers in the pen
You're complaining that no one hits for average any more. I'm complaining that there's never going to be a dude who throws 85 and walks nine people in a full season again
School supplies should be free. They should come with the school. They should be purchased by the state.