🎶 It’s time to join the Starship Mr Spock has a plight All the crew became puppets On Strange New Worlds tonight 🎶
At this rate, the next World Cup is going to be Richard Osman's World Cup of Crisps
"Mum.... dad....I can't sleep." "Go back to bed, Bruce. You're twenty three, mate."
Just saw an American on tiktok describe the world cup as "soccer coachella"
Man Making a Sick Face
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The new Amazon 007, "A Prompt For a Kill" "True biological male, James Bond, must prevent W.O.K.E, an evil Marxist terror organisation, from assassinating beloved, visionary billionaires, such as Beff Jizzos, who plan to build an AI data centre that will benefit all, or at least some, of mankind"
"Ross, why did you need to replicate the same sandwich 47 times? The engineering crew won't take it from the fridge! They can make their own!" #StarTrek
Josh Mayfield@bean525.bsky.social · 4mo agoI'd REALLY appreciate it if anyone who sees this would try out my text generators so I can iron out any remaining bugs. Please, and thank you! trek.epicrandomness.com
