scrow funk (still charging)

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going kai-o-ken x10 and instantly puking

The Fortnite Sonic is repugnant. The audience has been trained to accept strange approximations of the familiar as genuine. "They wrote lore for why it looks wrong." All great and storied things must conform to The Hurtbox, warped by the gravitational pull of Fortnite. Foul thing. Twenty US dollars.

Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed

Attn #sodaheads: This week's sip of the week is a throwback - That's right, we're giving it to regular style no-frills Diet Pepsi. Still as crisp and delicious as it's ever been (let's not speak of the disastrous attempt to remove aspartame from the formula in 2016) - 4.5/5 Cold Ones

(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well

[me recounting a bank robbery that was foiled by the grink] it was crazy [friend who is beginning to suspect my secret identity and has just started down a path that will ultimately lead to one of our deaths] and the grink was there too? what a... coincidence.