The Fortnite Sonic is repugnant. The audience has been trained to accept strange approximations of the familiar as genuine. "They wrote lore for why it looks wrong." All great and storied things must conform to The Hurtbox, warped by the gravitational pull of Fortnite. Foul thing. Twenty US dollars.
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going kai-o-ken x10 and instantly puking
ive been listening to slow mafia again and the brainworms are back m.youtube.com/watch?v=ecb5...
Slow Mafia - Slow Mafia
YouTube video by episode one
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Was really excited to check out the Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer. Sadly was let down when it turns out they put a bunch of disney bullshit in it. Would've been willing to deal with that but then I saw they made this one an action RPG. As a huge fan of the series I'm very disappointed
Attn #sodaheads: This week's sip of the week is a throwback - That's right, we're giving it to regular style no-frills Diet Pepsi. Still as crisp and delicious as it's ever been (let's not speak of the disastrous attempt to remove aspartame from the formula in 2016) - 4.5/5 Cold Ones
has anyone else's next objective indicator been stuck on "SURVIVE" for a really long time?
now that the cowards have a ripcord my rebleets are going to become 100x more annoying
big walk is like if peak was also the witness but all the puzzles were designed to be solved by people recovering from a traumatic head injury
First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle, First you draw a circle,
i think its time to change careers to something more dignified like sewer urchin or dunk tank victim
japanese car enthusiast who's broke so he becomes a mail carrier to drive the right-hand drive trucks. is this anything
(acting in American Psycho but I forgot my lines) wow... business card.... a perfect rectangle... white, with words on it... All the key information is on here Jared Leto: (also forgot his lines) Plus it has Dope Handfeel as well
crooked ass judge threw out my libel case just because my doctor used the exact phrases "hank hill ass" and "hank hill dick" unprompted to describe my shit as soon as he took the stand
narrowly avoided running into this unemployed layabout just loitering in the middle of the damn road!
hell yeah But Also the sephiroth raid is the recession indicator to end all recession indicators
What's the theme of the new 8-player raid? "Beyond the Lifestream" Final Fantasy VII Remake
[me recounting a bank robbery that was foiled by the grink] it was crazy [friend who is beginning to suspect my secret identity and has just started down a path that will ultimately lead to one of our deaths] and the grink was there too? what a... coincidence.
i should not buy the bomberman hero soundtrack vinyl and then not do anything with it because i dont have a record player. the only responsible decision is to also buy a record player
The average human spends nearly 4% of their lifetime being Indonesian.
raid group finished reclears for the dawntrail raids tonight www.youtube.com/shorts/odUyt...
POV: it's the summer before college #shorts
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Part 4 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. myother.thecomicseries.com If all my readers recruit just 3 new readers every week, in less than a year I will have more readers than there are people in the world.
In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.
entering my Calm state by thinking about things that calm me (at-will powers, encounter powers, daily powers, etc)
i had to explain who weird al is to one of the 20-somethings at work and i felt 100 years old