Courtroom drama is the most mediocre genre. They are seldom better or worse than OK.

Once as a child when I was taking the bus home from school, there was a new driver. He laughed a lot and kept shouting he was driving over the speed limit. Us kids thought he was real fun. Never saw him again.

Looked at a new SCP. No text, just a mess of colors filling about two thirds of the screen and an angry deep voice yelling gibberish. A drop hit the back of my hand, like spit from the voice. "How did they make water come out of my monitor?" I wondered. "Maybe it dripped from the ceiling." I woke.

a specter is haunting europe: dracula

Made this to be a background painting for my comic. It looks to me like the purple of the background has different shades. It hasn't. E.g. seems darker in the top right than in the middle. An accidental optical illusion. The effect is pretty mild though, is anyone else seeing this?

Recommend some podcasts. Not sports, politics or true crime.

Question for people who have seen Amadeus. Do you think God is real in the movie?

Part 4 of my webcomic My Other Brain Is An Idiot has started. myother.thecomicseries.com If all my readers recruit just 3 new readers every week, in less than a year I will have more readers than there are people in the world.

Manslaughter sounds worse than murder.

(1/4) One time I watched an art show on TV. They were interviewing an artist that had put dead rat babies into jars of olives. Then he’d put the jars onto shelves in grocery stores, so people accidentally bought dead rat babies. The artist was morose and unpleasant.

Went outside to see if it was still raining. Heard screaming from multiple houses. Norway had scored.

(1/2) Was walking. Saw an object on the road, near the sidewalk. A plastic orb, one half pink, one half blue. Thought maybe it was a baby toy. Decided to put it on the sidewalk, so it would not get run over, in case someone came back for it.

Trying to come up with a name for an island in my comic. Everything I come up with turns out to already exist. Banana Islands exist. Papaya Island is in Dragonball Z. Pineapple Island exists. Mango is an island. Guava Island is a movie. Coconut Island exists.

Saw some swan children today. They're not actually that ugly.

Who watches the watchmen Who repairs the repairmen Who hits the hitmen Who fires the firemen Who gentles the gentlemen Who hatches the hatchedmen Who sees the semen Who lays the laymen Who milks the milkmen

Yesterday I realized that the part of my comic I’m about to write is really stupid. The characters have no motivation for doing something super dangerous. And I was like fuck it, I’m not changing that now. The whole plot rests on this happening. But today I figured out how to fix it.

Saw an ad for some shaving thingy, and they said if you use it your skin will thank you. That would be pretty scary.

Drawing a room for my comic. What should the painting on the wall depict?

I was wrong about what would happen in the final episode of The Boys. SPOILERS: I thought the dog was gonna get super powers and fuck Homelander to death.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around to reveal tears welling in his eyes, feelings clearly hurt by what was only intended to be a lighthearted jab] oh fuck

Hey you dumb little green fuck! I’m looking for Jedi master Yoda, who I assume is a tall handsome man, not like you, you ugly shit

Tom@darthinternous.bsky.social · 5mo ago

What is your *FAVORITE* #StarWars quote? Doesn't matter the source -- Movie, tv show, animation / live action, video game, book, comic, audio drama, VR experience, etc. Your all-time, single, "can only take one to a desert island" quote.

Found an old notebook, from circa 2000, where I wrote down songs I like. 'cause I didn't think I would remember them when I was older. There were indeed many songs I had forgotten. Been listening to forgotten songs. Almost all of them suck.

When you draw a comic with people with huge heads, there’s a problem with cars. Should the car be proportional to the driver’s body or head? There are 2 solutions. One is to draw the windows of the car too tall. The other, which is what I’ve mostly been doing, is have everyone drive a convertible.

Going by what I’ve seen in TV-shows, most autists solve crimes.

The plot of the comic book "A-ha", which a woman reads as part of the music video for "Take on Me" by the band A-ha, is that guys show up and beat the singer from the band A-ha to death with wrenches. That's what's inside the comic book. That's how it ends.