Schrödinger’s Squirrel
@scuffleuffagus.bsky.social
Occassionally profane. Frequently snarky. Always blue. 🆘🗽 History doesn't repeat itself, but It often rhymes. – Mark Twain, maybe
The left: we want the Epstein files The right: we want the Epstein files The center: we want the Epstein files Trump: best I can do for you is Fauci’s diary, some lies about the reflecting pool, and a failed war in Iran
Somebody should probably check his hard drive.
A local hedge-fund douchebro named Brian Heywood is behind it. He also gets big-mad-spendy about funding schools, paying taxes, and mitigating climate change.
I find it absolutely terrifying that there are grown adults that trust RFK Jr. over Dr. Anthony Fauci.
How many fucking "deals" with Iran is this festering dipshit gonna announce? What are we at now? 10?
This entire administration cannot be sent to The Hague soon enough.
It's amazing how quickly “If you've got nothing to hide…” became “On the advice of counsel...”
The president of the United States is an adjudicated rapist.
Thou shalt not claim you are fighting fraud when you are the most corrupt leader of a country in the history of the entire world and it’s not close.
So many sneering elitist journalists with snarky posts over the past months that the Reflecting Pool story was trivial. It was so trivial that the DC US Attny presented false evidence to a grand jury to indict an innocent man to please the President while they both lied about it.
Bold choice to remind everyone what a nightmare Covid was as we struggle to find SAFE SALAD GREENS, two bags of groceries are over $100, and RFK Jr decides to meet this moment by launching a cooking show.
For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:
How have we not started referring to him as Mitch McGONEll? Seems like a missed opportunity.
They never cared about women’s sports before it became politically convenient. Equal pay? Pfffft. Rampant sexual abuse? Sorry that keeps happening. An excuse to attack a tiny population of vulnerable transgender athletes? “PROTECT WOMENS’ SPORTS!”
REPUBLICAN 1: Hey, so our numbers are terrible and no one can afford anything and we’re gonna get crushed in November REPUBLICAN 2: Yeah. How can we rile up the frothy MAGA idiots? REPUBLICAN 1: Fauci conspiracies! REPUBLICAN 2: Great. Let’s subpoena him.
Has any country that adopted universal healthcare ever said, “You know what? This isn’t working. Let’s go back to paying insurance premiums and getting claims denied all the time.”
So, just like that, no answers for: 220 Dead Fisherman 200 dead School Girls in Iran Ilegal War-Nobody wanted Signal Leaks ICE MURDERS Missing Oil 💰 from Venezuela Trumpstein Child Traffik War Crimes 20 million lose healthcare, food assistance, clinics, hospitals, Senior homes-closed up⁉️ No Answers
Has a single reporter asked Trump publicly and directly why, if he's so convinced there's rampant voter fraud, he just gutted the agency that secures elections and fired the people whose jobs were to keep our elections safe? Seems like a pretty clear and obvious question.
Katie Phang is doing more about the Epstein Files than our elected officials.
if someone is cooking something and they seem excited about it and you think it's unhealthy ... the place to stick that opinion is up your own ass, follow it with your head, and shut the fuck up.
Salmonella and cyclosporiasis in our food, causing massive outbreaks... it's almost like putting Roadkill Bobby in charge of our health was a bad idea.
When the community note proves that the reason the initial post made him sound like a piece of shit is because he's a bigger piece of shit than the initial post made him out to be.🤷♂️
What makes me a real patriot is that I will fight for multi-millionaire and billionaire tax breaks while struggling to pay the cost to fuel up my Ford F-150 that I bought at 12% APR on a 96 month loan.
CNN's Jake Tapper was a deranged bloodhound following the trail of Joe Biden experiencing *normal aging processes* in office but can't turn his Sherlockian skills to the comparatively simple question of whether Mitch McConnell is *still on Earth*. Is there no money in the latter?