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You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

my regent of silvermoon told me the worgen in eversong woods keep abducting his elf knight girls so I asked how many he has and he said he goes to the academy and gets a new elf knight girl afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s running a worgen breeding program and then his guards started crying

Breaking up with my kitsune partner because I can tell there’s someone else’s bush in the hairball.

I had a couple large projects get shelved today, so I'm running a sale for the rest of the month to try and get rent paid. I went from having it handled to having single-digit dollars. Anything helps <3 SFW, NSFW, cute doodles, full paintings, marketing art, whatever you need is half off. 1/

It's #wagonwednesday and what better excuse for a flash sale? 15$ for lineart, 30 for color!! QUALITY BUTTS! GET YER BUTTS HERE!!!! (other styles, etc welcome, feel free to ask!) Help a friendly smut peddler not have a negative balance in their bank account! Get some pleasant booty art!

i’m finishing the last ongoing commission that i have, and then i literally have no other plans for the rest of my life besides working on all the cool stuff no one is paying me for and walking the dog. i can draw basically whatever and i’m very nice to talk to. pls give me work, i like being busy

martyfive@martyfive.bsky.social · last yr.

hello there! i’m open for work and taking COMMISSIONS. i draw mostly people and their environment, illustrations, posters and book covers. i’d be happy to draw something for you! Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/martyfive Inprnt: www.inprnt.com/profile/mart... ✉️: info@martyfive.com

a messy but pretty and bright collage of my art

i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

a rough sketch of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE NO QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE