“Barely top 10” means the top half of an 18 team conference. Motherfucker, that’s good! They’re the team trying to win most! Still being ahead of Purdue in anything academically despite being held to VERY different football standards should be celebrated!
The Columbus Dispatch@dispatch.com · 3w agoSee where Ohio State landed in the Big Ten SAT rankings and which schools finished ahead of the Buckeyes.
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rob@ok-but-still.bsky.social · last mo.i'm done looking at shit for a while
The original BAD Show (Ohio State football) was exactly this. Doug: “What if Ezekiel Elliott is like Eddie George but way better?! HUH?!” Bill: (chuckles quietly) “yeah. You gotta credit their wide receivers for blocking downfield though.” Ari: “…I think the moon landing was faked.”
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · last mo.The best podcasts are the ones where all three of the hosts energies are so distinct and perfectly complementary that if the show has even 1% more from one of the people it falls apart completely, you need a loud person, a thoughtful person, and a person who says weird stuff that’s the ideal setup
Denis Villeneuve’s ‘The Epic of Gilgamesh’ coming Summer 2028.
Daniel Tunnard@danieltunnard.bsky.social · last mo.Are there any other poems that have been made into films? Could Nolan have a crack at "This is just to say"?
@kentremendous.bsky.social here is my 146-16 Chasin’ Base team. What makes them special? They were the first team I drafted in version 2.0, likely just seconds after the switch. I’ve never gotten anywhere close since. My theory is that they were a touch slower updating the algorithm.
Is now a good time to re-up my idea for a ‘Muppet: Iliad’ movie?
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
Intergalactic The Departed Maybe
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Patrick Wyman@patrickwyman.bsky.social · last mo.Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
@davidjroth.bsky.social Question: Brandon Marsh, certified Wet Guy, yes?
What people don’t know about the powerful guy who spent every public moment actively working to make the world Worse is that sometimes he was funny in closed-door meetings,
I’m gonna need this energy at Guardians games all summer, T
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 3mo agoTaylor Swift gets hyped on the big screen next to the Haim sisters and Mariska Hargitay.
One thing that has (increasingly) driven me insane, and this is a textbook example of it: too-online folks, writing to support right wing or tech or other reactionary ideologies, who confuse “knowing and using many big words” with actual intelligence. (Also: you mean “antidote”!)
Norm Charlatan@normcharlatan.bsky.social · 3mo agoNot a huge fan of sharing screenshots from X but I had to check that this was real. This is absolutely the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time. Imagine having this little respect for yourself.
Daddy, won’t you take me back to Pickaway County / down by the green river, where paradise lay / Well I’m sorry my son, but you’re too late I’m askin’ / Mr. Peabody’s chat bots have hauled it away
The Columbus Dispatch@dispatch.com · 4mo agoOpinion: The question is why Ohioans should risk spoiling otherwise irreplaceable land via pollution so coastal fat-cats can live it up.
a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
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Steven Hyden@stevenhyden.bsky.social · 5mo ago🚨 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 I have a new book coming out on Sept. 8. It's about The Strokes and the evolution (or de-evolution) of rock bands in the 21st century. And you can pre-order it now! If you would like to know more I wrote about it here. tinyurl.com/msvtk5rm
Michael and Paul need to get a grip, the doggone girl is clearly NEITHER of theirs. She’s playing you guys!
Biology lesson: every seven years, Tito molts his old weirdo catcher and grows a new one in its place.
Jomboy Media (Unofficial)@jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 5mo agoReds catcher Tyler Stephenson walked into manager Terry Francona’s office with a towel on He dropped the towel to reveal that he was only wearing a Speedo with Francona’s face all over it
Photographer-turned-G.I.-turned-accountant and railwayman
Sarah Archer@sarcher.bsky.social · 6mo agoWhether or not you’re running for Congress and trying to seem rugged (and you probably should run, because, look who’s out there) what did your grandpas do for a living?
“One word from you and I would Jump off of this ledge I'm on, baby / Tell me ‘don't,’ so I can crawl back in” “Your mother wouldn't approve of how my mother raised me / But I do, I finally do” A catalog loaded with lyrics and riffs that give me goosebumps every time. She is just the best.
Steven Hyden@stevenhyden.bsky.social · 6mo agoHey, I wrote about Mitski, her new album (great), and her whole catalog (also great). uproxx.com/indie/best-m...
Please let this be a Suicide Squad type of movie where Gollum is a sort of anti-hero. Gandalf: “We’re putting together a team.” Gollum: “Sméagol put that life behinds him long ago!” Frodo: “We need someone with your talents.” Gollum: “Sméagol swores on the Precious to stay outs of the game!”
DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 8mo agoSir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’ Production will begin in May. (via: Gollumgram)
Occasionally saw basketball hall-of-famer Ralph Sampson picking up dinner to go at the Italian restaurant I worked at in suburban Columbus. Also saw David Cross at Grandpa’s Cheese Barn, a locally famous roadside attraction between Columbus and Cleveland.
Bolt451 day I'll leave you a phantom To lead you in the summer@bolt451.bsky.social · last yr.Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
This is our Dead Head sticker on a Cadillac
Writing "Don't worry about it" on tax form@gonebabygone.bsky.social · last yr.(Ice T on SVU voice)
A billion dollars to the person who invents a smoke detector that senses a low battery overnight but knows to hold that chirp until 7 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10mo agoWhat perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
ChatGPT, “please generate a MLB defensive alignment”
Absolutely give me Glen Powell as a 21st century Indiana Jones. “IT BELONGS IN ITS COUNTRY OF ORIGIN AND SHOULD BE REPATRIATED!”
GeekTyrant@geektyrant.com · last yr.Disney Reportedly Planning Full Reboot of the INDIANA JONES Franchise
@harvilla.bsky.social 60 Songs introduced me (born in 1988) to “Birdhouse in Your Soul” and now I can’t stop singing it to my eight-week-old son. You seem like the kind of guy who would appreciate knowing he had this effect.