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headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · 2d ago

the most common gaming take that bums me out the most is that timers are basically the most universally depsised mechanic by 95% of the audience. been a true believer since dead rising and the fire has only grown playing shenmue and lightning returns etc

Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙@amithero.bot · 2d ago

hello I am modern aaa game designer. the shareholders told me to make the game longer. I do not wish to make the game longer. they told me to make the game longer or I lose job. I make the player collect 6 potatoes for 5% damage resistance. The shareholders are happy. I've been laid off.

Crushed@silenttakedown.bsky.social · 3d ago

yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore

a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
headfallsoff@headfallsoff.com · last wk.

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

Randall@revuestarlight.net · last wk.

customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

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Boze Herrington, Library Owl@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 2w ago

Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.

“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
Leda Apologist@seaworth.bsky.social · 2w ago

mmos are so beautiful. sometimes you're fighting a big boss with 50 other people. sometimes you're witnessing an extremely stupid and funny argument in auric basin map chat because a troll spawned an npc on top of a treasure chest and made it slightly hard to click

Leda Apologist@seaworth.bsky.social · 2w ago

hitting ~36k dps on training dummy with this condition chronomancer build (~27k with the boon dps version) which is nowhere near the max benchmarks but is hopefully fine to go into this strike to get the siege turtle lol