a hedge fund called goblin capital

This guy should have to do community service where he stands on top of Met Life stadium dressed like this during Jets games.

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 5h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

tell me about your town’s weird mall

I love you too, Robocop

Robocop (1987)@robocop1987.bsky.social · 18h ago

I love you.

Dudes rock

If you’re gonna make one thing your entire personality, make it something as virtuous as cookies—and be cool about it. 💙🍪

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 17h ago

Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame

When there’s somebody in your favorite chair and it’s very troubling.

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

That’s goddamn right. 🦀🔪

Maryland Matters@marylandmatters.org · yesterday

Amazon Web Services is abandoning its plans to develop data centers on the campus of the Calvert Cliffs Nuclear Power Plant, a move that comes after fierce voter pushback against hyperscale data centers in Calvert County’s June primary election. marylandmatters.org/2026/08/04/a...

Guy to his confused family at breakfast: We are in four down territory.

Are you suggesting that some dogs *aren’t* talented?

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com · yesterday

Each year, talented dogs and their adoring fans gather on a California beach for the World Dog Surfing Championships.

Sorry to hear, but that’s an instant block.

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

You ever stare at your dog like I can't believe this is free. He could easily charge for this

Public School

Elizabeth Picciuto@epicciuto.bsky.social · 2d ago

What is your favorite example of when the cheap version of a product is legit better than the expensive one?

Nature continues to heal.

the you in your mind vs the you in your front facing camera

🎶 A three hour pour…

weeder@weeder.bsky.social · 3d ago

Them: Can you explain this gap on your resume? Me: I was stranded on an island

welcome to bluesky. here is your copy of the communist manifesto and a season pass to monday night RAW for some reason.

Is the clean laundry my daughter hasn’t put away diminishing my enjoyment of a baseball game? Sure, but not NEARLY as much as freaking Marlins Man scrolling on his phone in a seat that probably had a price involving a comma. 🙄

Gracias por su servicio. 🫡

Josh Crutchmer@jcrutchmer.bsky.social · 3d ago

Neighborhood Mexican place lost its lease and relocated to a new spot. Just overheard the host take this phone call: HOST: Yes. We are open, it’s packed ??? HOST: Just so you know, we don’t have a liquor license yet ??? HOST: No I’m not calling anybody an alcoholic, I’m just letting you know

No, I haven’t been messing with the sunflowers on the dining room table. Why would you even ask that? Go fuck yourself.

If Adam had been from Kansas City:

Grandmaster B-Hud@yodacat.bsky.social · 3d ago

It's time to sauce the ribs!

I’ve hated James Carville for decades, ever since he appeared as a ringer in a college debate on behalf of an out-of-control dean to punish and humiliate some older, non-traditional students who were in trouble for starting their own fraternity. Even more humiliating, Carville didn’t win the debate.

Weather this crappy on a Sunday should be illegal unless there’s football on TV.

Daughter just said we needed this rain. THIS IS A HOUSE OF DADS

Moment Of Silence Followed By Hot Dog Race

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME