me: *tosses peanuts, raisins and M&Ms in a bowl* him: whatcha got? me: a salad him: *peeks* that's trail mix, not a salad me: a cold dish of mixed ingredients him: salads have dressing me: *gets caramel sauce from fridge* him: me: *squeezes bottle* him: me: salad in the age of cyclospora
Not the obituary I was hoping to see when I woke up this morning, but HOLY SHIT! 😲
The Seven Social Sins are: Wealth without work. Pleasure without conscience. Knowledge without character. Commerce without morality. Science without humanity. Worship without sacrifice. Politics without principle. -Frederick Lewis Donaldson in Westminster Abbey, London, on March 20, 1925
Was just mentioning to my kid not too long ago that I wanted to finally take the tour of Ashmore Estates. Guess that's gonna have to wait! www.wandtv.com/news/ashmore...
Ashmore Estates building damaged by storms
ASHMORE, Ill. (WAND) - Ashmore Estates in Coles County suffered significant damage in Wednesday's storms.
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BREAKING: Party Posse has declined an invitation to perform at Freedom 250.
For years I have refused to set foot on a cruise ship. People will rave about how much fun they had and everything is so clean, but I just can't do it. All I see is a huge, floating Petri dish. Don't get me started on if something criminal happens aboard...yeah no.
If your company uses AI in your commercials to try to sell me a product, I will not be buying your product. I cannot trust anything you're selling if you're not willing to use real people or actual footage of the merchandise.
This is good-- I wish I was that articulate on my feet. youtube.com/shorts/UhICW...
I didn’t realize it was putting you down to ask that you follow the standards of your own beliefs.
YouTube video by Monte Mader
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Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.
Thinking about this quote from Crimson Tide today... Capt. Ramsey(Gene Hackman): God help you if you're wrong. Hunter(Denzel Washington): If I'm wrong, then we're at war; God help us all.
Stepdad went to shut the TV off when they interrupted for a "major presidential announcement" and said "He hasn't made one yet!" 😂
I do have to add that ICE issued a statement saying that the homeowner didn't call them and it was a targeted arrest. However, I'd imagine they don't want to scare people from doing what she did if they could face felony arrest. www.rawstory.com/ice-26766241...
Woman avoids paying her roofing bill by calling ICE: report
American Immigration Council senior fellow Aaron Reichlin-Melnick reacted Thursday to allegations that a Maryland homeowner may face felony charges after calling ICE on Guatemalan contractors to avoid...
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Ladies, this is about smart men. I’m sharing it even though it’s directed primarily at men. Look at the men in your life, observe their politics, and judge accordingly after watching this. Men, if you’re smart, this is no surprise.
Smart men are rarely conservative #psychology #politicalpsychology #cult
YouTube video by Lucas Bean
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A lot of the counties around me wont be able to have some regular polling places during primaries because they don't have enough registered Republican volunteers for election judges. Part of me finds it hilarious, but the other part wonders if it's intentional
Saw videos of Iranian people in the US dancing in the streets that the ayatollah is dead and couldn't help but wonder if that's what it will be like 🤔
