Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck

this is psychotic

Marisa Kabas@marisakabas.bsky.social · last wk.

Just got a message from a witness in DC that a large plane flew extremely close to the ground a few minutes ago and scared the shit out of people. “Flashbacks to 9/11,” they said. AFP White House reporter Danny Kemp confirms it was a stunt for the WH halloween party and posted this video on X:

I went to Twitter HQ in San Francisco years ago & they had this in a framed triptych on the wall. ❤️

got em

“protein enriched chocolate chip cookie” is kinda the perfect synthesis of the conflicting american male desires to be a spartan warrior and also five years old

SACHA BARON COHEN: My satire exposes hate and bigotry in society. BORAT: (molesting donkey) I like very much eating from toilet!!!

😭😭

Cohen is a Ghost@skullmandible.bsky.social · 3w ago

fake flying car is so gen-x coded...

so long as the first part happens it’s fine lol

darth™️@darthbluesky.bsky.social · 3w ago

strictly hypothetically if a president unexpectedly dies in office can his staff produce prewritten executive pardons for themselves and family

just remembered when republicans tried to sell “moron” t-shirts to their constituents 😂

good

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 3w ago

Rising NIL costs could reportedly kill EA Sports College Football.

this is amazing

CJ Fogler@cjzero.bsky.social · 4w ago

get you a quick shine

lmao

Erica Henderson@ericafails.bsky.social · 4w ago

Currently at the bathroom at NYCC having the worst shit of my life and someone outside of my stall says "Erica Henderson is here" and it takes me a few seconds to realize they mean the con and not the toilet

four turnovers for the Bills now

FBI office located

Rural Indexing Project@ruralindexing.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Chicken Chasers Fall Creek, WI

get that disgusting pig off of my screen

Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.

Semafor@semafor.com · 2mo ago

Kalshi will now let users juice their bets with borrowed money. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

the patriots are at home this week and unrelated but did you know you can write stuff on a beach ball and if its deflated you can put it right in your shirt and no one will know until you bring it out to inflate it?

Bill Amend@billamend.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Imagine every music act playing Gillette Stadium now saying “Free Palestine” as an f-you to the Krafts of the world

well this sucks

TW@twesq.bsky.social · 2mo ago

ok yeah to hell with this turd

pee-paw got his terrorist attack dates all jumbled up

TrumpReposter@trumpreposter.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Getting ready to express my patriotism tomorrow

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/

lmaoooo suck it pats fans

JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Josh Jobe intercepts Drake Maye in the endzone.

Hell yeah, bills by 30

Nick Veronica@nickveronica.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The Buffalo Bills announced that they will play both the American and Canadian national anthem for the first time at the Highmark Stadium opener. They're definitely making a push to expand their fanbase in southern Ontario, and this shows unity as a border city. The Sabres have always done this.

would be great if there were some consequences for this man being a pathological liar

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Trump on 9/11: "I just thank my people. I was building a big building in New York & I took the whole crew down there right after this happened & they had no hesitation. Everybody went down with me... we thought it was coming down on top of us... two fireman lifted me up and started running with me"

what do you mean I’m not a lapdog?

@gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I think Hicks is glad to be home. He’s destroyed all his new toys, and is now fast asleep and snoring on my wife’s lap…

Fifteen minutes into sterling point and I have already laughed out loud a half dozen times. And Ella Rubin is already one of my all time favorites.

asked the monkey paw to take out "the guy from home alone 2"