7thcrow
@sevnthcrow.bsky.social
Attorney at LOL working as a Court Jester/Clerk/Administrator. I scream into the void about what amuses or enrages me, mostly about lawtalkin stuff, my nails, my cat Mr Sniffs vonMojo, Phish shows, getting sober, arts n crap. Waiting on my UFO. 🦄⚖️🤓⭕️🎶🛸🍀🌈😼💅🏻
Anyone who is a Calvin & Hobbes fan needs to absolutely run to the Norman Rockwell museum in MA. I went to the opening yesterday and got to see original art of some of my favorite strips, pencil marks and white out and all. The curator gave a talk with audio from Bill Watterson. It was fantastic.
I’m 900 days sober today. Everything else is a goddamned mess but it’s a mess I’m not obliterated for
Very torn between “don’t burn bridges” and “may the bridges I burn light the way” right now
the motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane are going to miss their motherfucking connection
Apropos of nothing relevant today, the thing about fascists making the trains run on time was always a myth.
Maybe I’ll just leave with the asbestos attorneys and earn big law money for a few years, then flee into the woods
I mean, I guess at least a day that would have had me at least one vodka deep by now instead has me making a London Fog out of vanilla protein milk… ugh
Someone check the voting machines in Nebraska
Adam Bonica@adambonica.bsky.social · 4d agoWow. Look at these youth vote margins. Mississippi was D+53, tied with MN at the top. In NC, TX, SC and OH, all flips, young voters were more Democratic than in OR. Young voters look crucial to the unexpected Senate wins. (Estimates from CIRCLE at Tufts.)
Dad and I saw Annie this afternoon at the Goodspeed Opera House, which I had never been to. Apparently Annie debuted there! It was so good 😊
The ultimate lick back. She blocked his judgeship. He blocked her Senate win and then made history. THE SOUTH HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!!!!
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4d agoScott Colom has won the Mississippi Senate race, CNN projects
Hanging out in caseflow before trial this morning. Buddy was talking to an atty so I was scrolling. Buddy then says “You look… peaceful.” “I’m reading about thallium poisoning.” He had no words 😂 (It was an article about a nurse saving a baby bc she recognized it from an Agatha Christie novel)
Pondered a few different ideas to deal with the edge of the diamond art, rubbing alcohol on the print looked messy and I didn’t want to bother mounting it on foam board and cutting the edge right now. I think it looks pretty good but it may need glitter lol
So aside from yet another round of interviews my day started with HR asking about my dads phone number because a conservatorship was put in place (huh??) and dad telling me external affairs called him bc the same writer that left me voicemails last year was trying to get in touch with him.
I just saw someone say their favorite conspiracy theory is that rocks are squishy but they tense up when touched. I’m going to tell people that’s why I have so many rocks around now 🤣 (usually I say “all crystals are protective if you throw them hard enough”)
I did something I was avoiding for literally ~12 years and it’s so pathetic I’m not even going to say what. But I did it so maybe there’s hope for your stupid irrational blockages too.
Mostly showed restraint at the rock and mineral show today but I did come home with calligraphy stone because it’s cool looking and happened to match my claws
I brought in holly sprigs my dad helped me cut for the teachers at Christmas. The principal (who was also personally offended at me being fat for some reason) had all the sprigs gathered & bagged up, wrote POISON in giant letters on it and walked classroom to classroom telling kids not to eat it.
Steven Perkins@stevenperkins.bsky.social · 2w agoplease delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
The temps want to know what my walk on song would be and many are the contenders, but I’d probably have to go with Doja’s “Paint the Town Red” if I want these kids to know it. I have underwear older than them. Weird Al’s “White and Nerdy” might work. Maaaybe Beastie Boys “Intergalactic Planetary”
All the right leaning people on my algorithms have decided the new tack is “vOtInG iS sUbMiSsIoN” and I’m just like fuck yeah you got that right don’t ever vote again
Gonna ask the old man right wing coffee klatch at dunks which of them has a closeted liberal boner bc two of my lawn signs were stolen 😂 I am sad my state house seat didn’t flip but he did ok for challenging someone in for over a decade that owns the big town in the district.
I want to be optimistic but it feels like even when I go to bed on election nights feeling maybe slightly ok I wake up to fascist goblins in the morning
I'm gonna take this moment to point out to all the politicians who follow me that THE PEOPLE did their job tonight and put Dems in power now it is up to you fuckers to do YOUR JOB. Don't fuck this shit up like the Biden crew did. Clean house and do your job.
It’s almost like watering down a bunch of safe districts, sending ICE into neighborhoods to terrorize people, and then starting a highly unpopular war and driving gas prices into the stratosphere wasn’t a great midterm strategy. Who knew?
Here’s Mr Sniffs squeezing into a box from some persimmons I bought in case you need a timeline cleanse
