Literally everyone I am attracted to is in another state.
jamie (they/them)@zerojokes.bsky.social · 12h agoI have allowed myself to be attracted to someone in another state like a dummy would
jamie (they/them)@zerojokes.bsky.social · 12h agoLike if you want wooden and stilted acting just hire me. Will work for scale.
Sean@shirleystanson.bsky.social · 14h agoThere are some very annoying ads for psychics on Instagram and the acting is so stilted and wooden it has to be AI.
There are some very annoying ads for psychics on Instagram and the acting is so stilted and wooden it has to be AI.
“We are doing laundry, not casting a spell.” - me, spying an array of beads and powders and detergents in the laundry room.
Once I get my beard and brows under control, it’s over for a select few of you.
Jeffries is awful and how it is even a debate anymore?
Dean Preston@deanpreston.bsky.social · yesterday“House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries announced his opposition to Medicare for All on the same day a CBS News poll found 90 percent of Democratic voters support the idea—and 72 hours after a Yale University study showed the program would save 114,000 American lives and $1 trillion every year.”
People literally spent two months on here after the ‘24 election and never came back.
Extremely Martha Stewart voice: I want to focus on my debts.
Sean@shirleystanson.bsky.social · 2w agoGoing to try to make the best of this new living arrangement and pay down/off some debts.
When I tell you I miss “What is this administration doing to address” jokes…
Louis Peitzman@louispeitzman.bsky.social · 18h agoLot of people younger than me lately. What are we doing about this.
There is nothing less sexier than AI. A human soul is required to turn me on
I still can't believe people saw a rapist, convicted of fraud, stole nuclear documents, fomented an insurrection, killed 400,000 during Covid to his incompetence, is an avowed racist, and then said at the ballot box, "He's better than a black lady."
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · yesterdaySTRAIT OF HORMUZ SHIPPING GRINDS TO A HALT AHEAD OF U.S.-IRAN CEASEFIRE EXPIRY
Why is it always "Bluesky is dying because sometimes a Marxist replies to you" and never "Bluesky is dying because the site regularly fails to load for half-days at a time"
The book arrived specifically at the northern part of the warehouse. This part runs a different operation: VGT3. Online, we found Amazon employees saying all they do here is scan and cut books. That's all this facility does. www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
New from 404 Media: we solved which AI company is buying massive shipments of rare books, scanning and destroying them to train AI. We put an Apple AirTag in a rare book, followed it. It ended up at an Amazon facility. Its logo is a dinosaur ripping through a book www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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2028 I am voting for whoever bans internet comments (only 3 percent joke)
Unapologetically: East Germany is a failure of a Leninist social experiment, a demonstration that you cannot create democrats out of the grandchildren of nazis without actually practicing parliamentary democracy
Guntiiiii@guntiiiii.bsky.social · 4d agoSaxony-Anhalt could well be the first state in Germany with far-right government as AfD is now only a seat away from absolute majority according to latest estimates from @dawum.de
The fact that I work Saturdays makes me a Weekend Warrior by default. Whatever that means.
Independent of him being the biggest wiener in Democratic politics, it’s deeply hilarious that he keeps including the (not remotely possible) abolition of the Senate as a boogeyman. “NOT THE SENATE,” the straight white dads he’s courting will shout! bsky.app/profile/atru...
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoWELKER: Do democratic socialists belong in the Dem Party? JEFFRIES: What I can say is I do not support defunding the police, I do not support open borders, I do not support abolishing the Senate. We're focused on actually solving the problems hard-working American taxpayer want us to solve ...
I am starting my weekend and am so very thrilled to doing nothing all night and then sleeeeep.
It’s almost like putting the dumbest and most corrupt people on the planet in charge of America was a bad choice.
Robert Reich@rbreich.bsky.social · 3d agoThe cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
Do people know that they can google these things to find out if the person actually said them instead of just posting these unsourced pictures? Anyway, he did not say this.
Miaganga@miaganga.bsky.social · 3d ago
This is why the dem 2029 administration, inshallah, has to basically spend year one making holy war on the institutions of Trumpism, and year two frantically building new institutions. it is going to be a very near-run thing
Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 4d agoWe have to be careful to parse the difference btwn "Consolidated a Fascist Regime" (not done) & "mostly destroyed the institutions which previously made fascist regimes very unlikely & made it much more likely a consolidated fascist regime happens here w/someone else later." (Very done).