Matt Schwartz
@shocklines.bsky.social
Book industry by day, queer tattooed horror-movie-loving, board-game-playing guy by night. He/him
I just can't believe one of horror movies' worst filmmakers has admitted to using Gen-AI. Just kidding -- if there was going to be a somewhat-known horror movie director to use it, I absolutely would have put my money on Eli Roth.
it’s actually crazy how every Republican who claims they will stand up to Trump is just a total cuck with a humiliation fetish
Tillis admits Trump is weaponizing the DOJ during his speech announcing he'll vote for Todd Blanche: "Maybe it's a little bit more intense in this administration than the last one ... I'm going to support Mr Blanche's nomination"
We’ve now reached the point where AI is used to write articles for major media outlets about how much AI sucks.
One more thing on the Mamdani grocery store plan -- for those that don't live in New York, let me assure you, bodegas are not meant for you to be doing your daily grocery food shopping on a tight budget to feed your whole family. That doesn't mean they're not amazing - but they're not supermarkets.
Wait a second. Are you telling me our mayor expects those with more money are expected to pay taxes to help less fortunate citizens? I thought my taxes are only meant for me. Side note: the author of this article sounds like a dumpster fire of a human being. Do better @usatoday.com
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
Well, it’s invoicing day, and since they’re really apparently not going to pay me for something I wrote for them two months ago, I guess today is the day to post about how @vulture.com fucks over its film freelancers. Long (sorry) thread, with receipts:
There are 118 feature films, plus galas, talks, podcast recordings, and more at this year’s Tribeca Film Festival. Our guide to the movies and events worth lining up for.
I feel pretty fortunate that I already did not ever give a shit about Boy George and his music, because the genocide-denying and the use of AI to create music would have otherwise been very troubling.
there literally are no good-faith concerns about trans girls participating in high school sports. it is children playing games with their friends, its about confidence and relationship-building. let kids play with their friends.
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
Once you recognize it, you can't unhear how he talks like a wifebeater.
Trump: "We're gonna hit them very hard. I can actually say that because there's very little they can do about it. They've already apologized. But we've gotta smack them a little bit."
If there's a big ballroom and an arch there, I assure you that heaven is not the place in the afterlife that you are currently located.
Hannity: "My President, Lindsey probably has a heavenly version of Mar-a-Lago. It may even be a little bigger. I wouldn't be surprised if he added one big beautiful ballroom and an arch somewhere on the property. Because he would want to obviously duplicate his dearest friend in life. You."
He calls it "AI for good." I call it building your music catalog off the backs of other musicians without compensating them.
“boy george admits he used AI to create his new pro-israel song” is now a sentence we can say
Digging the trailer for #othermommy (Jessica Chastain is terrifying here.) Incredibly creepy vibe. Here's my new concept poster. Email is always open @jason_blum and #universalpictures 😉🩸 @blumhouse.com ㅤㅤ
1. This New York Post cover: “Thousands of 9/11 families demand Mamdani be banned from 25th-Anniversary” is a brazen lie. How do I know? I interviewed the organizer of the petition.
Still annoyed at this. "Alleged" is a word used when an accusation has not yet been given a fair trial. This accusation has been given 100 such trials. Don't print lies in the newspaper.
Weird way to spell “utterly non-existent” or “proven fraudulent”
Fun fact. He was both Ebenezer and Scrooge at the same time.
First poster for ‘EBENEZER’, a new film based on ‘A Christmas Carol’ starring Johnny Depp. “Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer”
Lisa Ann Walter: Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
Alt: Lisa Ann Walter: Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time
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Trump: "The Democrats are gonna terminate the filibuster as soon as they have a chance and then they're gonna approve DC and Puerto Rico as states. They get 4 more senators, 12 more congressmen, like 40 electoral votes ... you don't want to see me cry."
It's not often that we get televised admission of the planning of war crimes.
Rep. Keith Self: "We are going to finish the job. And yes, we have to go after civilian infrastructure."
Bonnie Tyler was a phenomenal talent. So many great tunes, but my favorite will always be the Grammy-nominated rocker "Here She Comes" from the Giorgio Moroder version of the Metropolis movie. Not a super high-charter, but an absolute masterpiece of a song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyRC...
Bonnie Tyler - Here She Comes
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This. This. All of this. I have friends in the film industry reposting this article like a four alarm fire. This is the AI company announcing a stunt they themselves are facilitating (if it ever happens at all) not anyone outside of the AI company expressing any interest at all.
I hate this headline. I hate it so much. Let me tell you why. It makes it sound like the AI was "cast" in a movie, except the movie is being made by the same people who made Tilly, it's all in house, I might as well announce that Dan Olson has been cast as the host of a Folding Ideas doc.
I'm a big fan of @thedailybeast.bsky.social , but I'm begging you -- please change this headline. Louise Lasser deserves to be cherished and remembered for so much more than having been married to Woody Allen 55 years ago. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/woo...
Woody Allen’s Actress Ex-Wife Dies at 87
Louise Lasser of “Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” died of natural causes on Monday.
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Don't worry, everyone -- I'm sure Willis instructed his estate to still sue anyone after his death who claims that YMCA is a gay song.
Victor Willis, the lead singer of the 1970’s disco group Village People and co-writer of “Y.M.C.A” and “Macho Man,” has died at 74
Next up on CraveTV: Heated Rosary
this might be the best headline i’ve ever read
Man, @theonion.com is going hard on the last season of Euphoria and I am 100% here for it. theonion.com/sam-levinson...
Sam Levinson Emerges From 7-Year Drug Binge Horrified At What He Created
BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Staggering out into the blinding light of day, Euphoria showrunner Sam Levinson reportedly emerged from a 7-year drug binge Wednesday horrified to learn what he had created. “Wait, I...
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