Ashe
@shuddermtg.bsky.social
Some goth bitch. Sexually Normal. Will buy your trading cards. eng/jpn ~ 28 🖤 mom/my Hail Satan
Me picking up chick's in the switch 2 preorder line: I think it's so cool they made Samus a girl
60 card Gardi mirror in the finals, You love to see it. Henry Chao is my goat 🐐
They’re just selling beers at the concession stand and everyone is just walking around the hall with beers while playing sanctioned magic like this isn’t America and it’s sweet.
My Omni opponent r3 of the 5ks at 2. I’m facing down lethal and need an out. I try to Nassif Hopeless nightmare. Draw Get Lost. Extend my hand and pick up cards. Dawns on me that there’s one under my opponent’s Temporary Lockdown.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I bought stuff to make Eggplant Parmesan and then ordered Pizza and I’m not ashamed to admit that.
I’m reading Yuri by candle light while listening to rain outside my window like the modern equivalent of a victorian era lesbian.
romantic love is beautiful & makes life all the richer but platonic love will save you
Kanji is cool because often I’ll just be reading and see a word and instantly know what it means while simultaneously I’m spacing on how to read it. (phonetically)
Turns out eating really clean and exercising regularly does in fact make you feel better 🤯🤯🤯 I’ve struggled with basically constant horrible ibs and tummy stuff for years, countless dr. appointments and meds. Pretty much instantly it all went away when I stopped eating garbage lmao
Never let ANYBODY put you down for your hobbies and interests. If they bring you joy, then PLEASE be expressive about them, PLEASE never stop talking about them !! 🫶🖤
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On Kissing And Fucking Your Friends
I get a lot of pushback when I say we should all be making out with our friends more often, though to be fair I think a good portion of this pushback is coming from close friends of mine who just don’...
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