Taylor Jessen

@sidfudd.bsky.social

Archivist for Firesign Theatre, Duck's Breath Mystery Theatre, and Negativland. Considered irresistible by some men. "Great Syntax" - Mr. Ward, 8th grade English 🌈

@wfmu.bsky.social On November 13, for ARF, the 7pm event where you do a WFMU tour, please please have someone wear a GoPro and record the whole thing, I beg you, I will never get there in person, you can sell it as a premium after the fact, I don't care, I'll buy it, please I beg you please. Thanks!

1980, Zurich. Yello in their studio. Founder member Carlos Peron left in 1983 after the recording of their third LP. Singer Dieter Meier, son of a wealthy banker, became a millionaire in his teens & is now estimated to be worth over £200m

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I was in a waiting room this afternoon with my eyes closed & head tipped back slightly, and a guy said "You all right? You look like a ping pong player." I'd be perfectly happy if this were just a surreal addition to my day, but if this has any meaning that you're aware of, please advise.

"Nitrogen!...So THAT'S how they could breathe in our atmosphere!" Warner Bros. releasing "Mars Attacks" in 4K on August 11. I hope it looks good—1996 was a very awkward year for CG!—but I'm on board regardless because Tim Burton (maybe) never made a funnier movie. www.blu-ray.com/movies/Mars-...

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Bought some silver polishing fluid; label says not to use on pewter, a word I can't say without thinking of an old standup routine from the '90s—Bernie Mac?—riffing on the Civil War Chess Set ad: "Made of fiiiine PEWTER! Since when is Pewter fine?"

Love to write a Murakami inspied novel in which Kwantung army officer Cap'n Crunch and his mysterious psychic daughter Cinnamon Toast plot to install King Vitamin as emperor of Manchukuo with the help of a horny 70s college student. At some point they all fall into a well.