Simone Reber

@simonereber.bsky.social

Scientist. Interested in complexity, organisational principles, quantitative biology, infographics, frogs & coffee. Opinions here are my own.

This is the kind of idiocy you get on Threads. I think the main purpose of pursuing a PhD is to develop your thinking, research, and communication skills, which you can't do in 45 minutes on Claude.

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BREAKING: Claude can now help you RESEARCH any topic better than a PhD in 45 minutes. For free.

Here are 8 prompts to master research: 1/10

I'm looking for a new PhD student in Biomedical Engineering at NUS! Apply to join my team in Singapore, studying the dynamics and mechanics of collective cell organization in animal epithelial tissues. Send me your CV and a cover letter explaining your motivations via PM or email by July 22!

📅 Save the date: November 4–6, 2026 We are happy to announce this year’s Vienna BioCenter PhD symposium: 🔬 A trail of twists and turns: non-linear paths to discovery Join us for a symposium that celebrates the unexpected journeys behind scientific breakthroughs. Stay tuned for more details!

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Happy birthday to 🇨🇦Canadian medical researcher & #biochemist Maud Menten (1879-1960). 👩🏼‍🔬🧪🐡 #histsci Not only was she an author of Michaelis-Menten equation for enzyme kinetics, she invented the azo-dye coupling for alkaline phosphatase, 1st example of enzyme histochemistry, still used in imaging of

Linocut portrait of biochemist and medical researcher Maud Menten (1879-1960) with the Michalis-Menten equation in blue and a histology image in pinks and purples in the background.

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.