Simon Scott

@simonscott1975.bsky.social

Mythical regulator. Bi-furious one-way time traveller. Repitching with Peter Dinklage in the lead. Mucks about with a puppet and blender.

*It’s not as if I personally lived through years where it was illegal for me to have sex with other men under multiple anti-gay laws, when if I’d been having sex with women it would’ve been completely legal. No, wait! I did personally live under those laws!

Ordered something online and the courier is Elon Musk! Sat in all day, and nothing, then I got an email saying he's been unable to deliver my package, but don't worry, because in 2028 he's going to deliver 100 of them.

🚨We have written to all MP's expressing our anger at the government. Our rights WILL be restored. Our voices WILL be heard. We will continue to fight 🏳️‍⚧️✊

'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)

An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.

Ain't no one putting in more effort than me making a stream background that 4 people are gonna see... This week Weirdfiles, Missing 411, Cryptid Stories & a sinking Cruise ship Docu Deep Dive x - Tuesday / Wednesday / Friday - 5/6pm

Lou's Stream Room. Blue greenfloor, with a The Shining (film) pattern. Walls are pinky orange with wood pattern. On the right side there are filing cabinets full of stories and weird mysteries, tbh it's pretty badly organised, alil to the left of that a plant, the submachine where Al the Subbies get dropped off, there's a doorway with a large eye and her children just chilling in, some worms are there but I don't know if they came together, an eyenub,  some film posters on the back wall, a radio on top of 'kitty's nook' a scromp tromp in an egg chair. No roof so we can let chats farts out.

I remember being at a Daniel Kitson gig where he was recounting appearing on a radio panel show, "with... who's that journalist that's a cunt?" Someone called out "Rod Liddle?" And it was.

Just done it - thank you - easy to do…. 1- change your X username, which frees up your actual user name 2- create a new account with your actual user name. 3- Go back to the changed account and delete it along with all the data associated with it!

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