Talking to the og homie @kendallcaroline.bsky.social about this and that and the other, and we agree… when it comes to interior design, the Catholics really do dominate the Protestants
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Microsoft Office’s grammar check is incorrect more often than not.
Soulslikes are overrated. You can be a real gamer tm without being sweaty.
At a bar. Shootin the shit. Dude’s from NorCal, we’re talking sports with some good natured ribbing. Dodgers Giants A’s Kings Sharks all mentioned. I mention the WPBL and he scoffs and walks away. Anyone wanna start a gofundme for bond?
Happy 818 Day to all who celebrate, and go fuck yourself to those who don’t. music.apple.com/us/album/won...
Won't Be Disgraced - Single by God's Hate on Apple Music
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Happy 818 day! Greatest area code in Los Angeles 😎
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
Dear every fucking app in existence ever, Stop prompting me to turn notifications on. I turned them off with intention. You’re wasting all of our time. Best, Me
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucking fuck. Fucking fuckers. Fuck.
Peeing in a portapotty while watching Shakespeare in the park feels more historically accurate.
People hating on the dodgers for “ruining baseball” while they’re playing like this is actually pretty funny.
The year is 2050. Manager Miguel Rojas has the Dodgers in position to win their 27th straight World Series championship. Kaj Betts is tracking toward MVP honors. They acquire C Ben Rortvedt at the deadline.
A lot of people are dredging up the past trying to figure out where society went wrong and are pointing to the U2 album being frontloaded on Apple devices… bruh, literally no one who matters gives a shit. Harambe forever. #DicksOut
Lin Manuel Miranda don’t gotta cuss in his raps to win Tonys; well I do. So fuck him and fuck Andrew Lloyd Webber too.
I suffered through the 90s/2000s as a fan of this team I deserve all of this recent success
Went to bed early on the east coast last night and woke up to great Dodgers news.
All I’ll say is that this era of Dodger baseball fucking rules when you don’t have some loser in your ear complaining about how they’re ruining baseball. What a time to be alive, truly
