there should have been a doctor who episode where doctor who meets Osamu Tezuka and takes him to the future to show him tf art on furaffinity
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patreon request: Tarn from IDW transformers going to therapy
i dont even play fire emblem but i dont like the concept of avatar protagonists simply because i resent the implication that the characters im meant to project myself onto cant dress themselves
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
alpha trion: okay so what if optimus and elita never got divorced because they're my OTP, also i'm forcefemming skywarp, ravage, and frenzy ravage: what about the prime directive, dude alpha trion: also ravage can't talk ravage: growl (girl style)
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it's cool when you can tell a comic was written specifically for war rocket ajax
quails are easily the fakest animal to be real. every time I see an image of one I'm like "how was this thing not invented for a B-tier JRPG"
this is so fucking funny. "how did marvel treat the fantastic four in the late 2010s?"
New sticker for Fall SPiCE and TFcon Orlando, probably? Rainforest Cafe homage because I thought it was funny.
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
they just posting their own slander my god
I was reminded looking up Secret Wars UK covers that only Marvel UK had the commercial nous to put the most important scene in comics history on the cover
Secret Wars II is most famous for the scene in which Spider-Man teaches cosmic naif the Beyonder to take a dump but the honest truth is that you can read any of the issues of this miniseries and the question "how in the name of god did this get published?" is never far away
blue beetle (2023) and superman (2025) were both pretty good movies that had the exact same narrative dissonance issue, where the main hero is strongly opposed to killing but their supporting cast mowing down scores of nameless bad guys is badass and even funny
i'm still waiting for a new tag team fighting game to implement the ability to choose the number of characters on your team with a corresponding change in health and damage output, ie the one thing i liked from skullgirls
i'm so tired of trying to use an app or a website like a normal person and then the ceo will be like "i don't see enough racists on my app and that means it's a total failure. i need everyone who uses my app to get super fucking racist right now, or i'm going to kill myself in front of you"
15 years ago today Miles Morales debuted in Ultimate Fallout 4 it completely changed my life. Getting to write for Miles was one of the highlights of my life & career & I’ll be forever be thankful for getting to leave my mark. Anyone can wear the mask yall & don’t you ever forget it!
in a moment of weakness i reinstalled and played a few rounds of marvel rivals, just a few matches against bots, just to try out some of the new characters, and, uh, well god help me i kinda liked it,
drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters
i used to think it was stupid that spider-man tas doc ock was buff, but upon thinking about the concept of "weird-looking german nuclear scientist with a bad haircut who spends all his free time bodybuilding" it's kinda grown on me
5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE SUCKS": i don't agree and can tell you're simply courting controversy in order to work the algorithm. i will not watch the video. blocked. 5-HOUR VIDEO ESSAY "THE THING YOU LIKE RULES": i already knew that. i will not watch the video. blocked.
Appropriate air quotes because the most infuriating part about Americans debating "lockdown" is that it simply never happened. Having to pick up your Applebees and eat it on the sectional does not count. There wasn't even a brief moment where "everything" was closed. That's not real.
if you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
i still hate the doom "you control the buttons you press" tweet and that people repost it like it's real wisdom. fundamentally unserious approach to game design. that is actually very much what I buy a video game for. are the buttons fun to press. if there is bad button why did you put bad button