Men would literally rather make a disappointing solo album than go to therapy

billboard@billboard.com · 3h ago

Joe Jonas Says Disappointing Solo Album Sales Led Him to Seek Therapy for the First Time

sign, sir goony golf, independence boulevard, charlotte, north carolina, 1982

Here we fucking go

We're in a trapeze academy

In a rough pub. It's Ska interspersed with karaoke. Safe as in your mother's womb son

Does he love me, I want to know How can I tell if he loves me so?

Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.

We are coming in Yarmouth

C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn.bsky.social · 20h ago

Fulfilling a life-long dream this morning. Taking the Excel bus all the way from Peterborough to Norwich

Who up, who buzzin' their balls?

C. Buckthorn@cbuckthorn.bsky.social · yesterday

It has the vibe of a WKD but it costs eight quid, who is it FOR?

Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?

It's groove time

Jerry Reed & Glen Campbell - Guitar Man

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Uh-oh. That cat looks like he doesn’t care if what he says offends me or not! I’d better bail

Had tea in a lovely Spoons.

Jess just took me up the back lanes. A bit rough but not unpleasant

and when Dora saw the breadth of her domain she wept, for there were no more worlds to explorer

It's been months of begging and negotiation but finally tonight Jess is going to let me do that thing that all guys want (we're watching Goodfellas).

The final boss of "is it a protein snack or is it a dog treat?"

We have fun

100% a drug made up for Brass Eye

Stereogum@stereogum.com · 5d ago

what's wrong babe you barely touched your Calvin Harris canned rave haggis

Anyone want two tickets to Nick Cave at Preston Park tonight?

I wish I knew how to quit you

Finally a football joke I understand

Ben Ansell@benansell.bsky.social · 6d ago

UEFA should really grind FIFA’s gears and call it the Pro Evolution Soccer World Cup

Has anyone thought of casting Andrew Lincoln in Much Ado About Nothing just to use the headline "Egg's Benedict"?

Gosh, creatures from another planet really are different. Wait...knees, they're knees. As you were.

A few questions that I need to know

Gave Jess a card today

Harold Steptoe breaking down in the pilot episode/play for today desperately trying to push the cart out of the yard.

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 2mo ago

In a thread sure to be full of SPOILERS what do you think is the saddest moment in sitcom history?

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