What the fuck’s the point of this in a medium whoever heard of a medium chungus

Best Bond villain et cetera

Sideshow Bob Laughing Hysterically

Alt: Sideshow Bob Laughing Hysterically

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Lorna@florilegia.bsky.social · 4h ago

Best Bond Villain, wrong answers only

The new Bond producers are insisting that their Bond movie "has to be different." Counterpoint: It needs to adhere rigidly to the same egg-obsessed formula that Fleming perfected.

Paul Cornish@paulgcornish.bsky.social · 5mo ago

I've been reading James Bond novels again and I think I've cracked the formula. Amazon, please take note for any movies you plan on making:

You can name your parcels on the inpost app and because I am a Phoenix nights fan and also someone possessed of questionable fashion choices…

While you were partying I studied da klaw

I love interstellar but that it is better than 2001 is an objective falsehood in a list of objective falsehoods.

Dan Schkade@danschkade.bsky.social · 20h ago

Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check

Not many people know this, but in America, the Edinburgh Fringe is called the Edinburgh Bangs.

omg I found the picture ❤️

ECP@ecppdx.bsky.social · yesterday

Years ago I coined the milleneuve, which is a unit to measure how horrible the sky color is based on Villeneuve films. Blade Runner 2049 is around 900mn. Today is around 250 I'd say. (It's a very scientific scale.)

By jingo I’m hungry

“If AI disappeared tomorrow”

Alexander Glass@alexanderglass.bsky.social · 20h ago

I have one answer.

Ahhhh the shirts covered in flowers that I ordered off vinted are getting sorted at last (the lad was on holiday and very apologetic for making me wait) and I am excited to meet them.

The people at royal match would do well to consider that even if they made a game that looked like I’d want to play it I still wouldn’t because I have no interest in saving any monarch from any peril whatsoever.

Motherfucker I could get through an entire workday without most of the buttons on my keyboard what the fuck are you talking about

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · yesterday

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

Yes I watched the new Bobby fingers last night and yes obviously I’ve bought a bottle of the wine I’m not made of stone

Wunderkammer

It's time to bring WordPerfect back 💪

Heather Burns@heatherburnstech.bsky.social · 2d ago

The most terrifying enshittification I've discovered has been learning that Microsoft Word documents no longer auto-save if you are not saving them to one of their own proprietary cloud services. I'm slapping control-S like it's 1999.

You’ve heard of the Excelamanders, now get ready for the Sigh Dark Kraccess I’m so sorry

852dude@852dude.bsky.social · 2y ago

Oh my god. I'm in love.

Unfortunately there’s no way that I can tell you how to GET the software that lets you effectively torrent shows from IPLAYER because it would be wrong of me to mention such a piece of software that may or may not be available from GITHUB. Sorry. Oh also there’s an underscore in there somewhere.

Bhakthi@bhakthi.bsky.social · 11mo ago

I think if Britain colonised your country of origin you should get free BBC iplayer.

I’m sorry General Charles H. fucking what?

Voiced by, as we all know, Marlon Brando.

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We, as a nation, failed when we stopped appreciating the marvel of American imagination and craft that is ROBOSAURUS, THE TRUCK-EATING DINOSAUR ROBOT

WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY A COUNTRY WHERE A MAN COULD SPEND YEARS OF HIS LIFE AND TWO MILLION DOLLARS AFTER SEEING A GRIMLOCK TOY TO MAKE A REAL LIFE TRANSFORMING DINOSAUR MECH THAT EATS CARS AT MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES AI? WEARABLES? A FOOL'S LEGACY THE PEOPLE YEARN FOR CAR CRUSHING DINOSAURS

Zoe Tunnell ➡️ FlameCon E-09@zoewithasword.bsky.social · 2mo ago

We, as a nation, failed when we stopped appreciating the marvel of American imagination and craft that is ROBOSAURUS, THE TRUCK-EATING DINOSAUR ROBOT

He thought that if he fired all the missiles he’d get the resources back like in civ

rich traditions@helldude.bsky.social · yesterday

couple months ago: let's show these assholes why americans are drowning in medical and other personal debt now: wait what we don't even have the weaponry now either

Mum’s just sent me this; my first day at school.

I can’t sit and watch a movie if it’s too late but I can comfortably watch eight back to back episodes of Frasier.

Amish Super Model@amishsupermodel.bsky.social · yesterday

Not to brag, but sometimes, if I start a movie before 5 PM, I can stay awake for the whole thing.

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

I’ve just finished this and it’s been a while since I’ve recommended a book but damn, get it read at your earliest convenience.

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo@redjolt.bsky.social · 2d ago

15. Ok so I haven’t finished it yet but I nearly have; what I’m reading at the moment is GREAT and I highly recommend it and it has this quote in it which I’ve looked up in the original Italian and I LOVE it.