do i order the 50-pack of skateboard roller bearings because i *might* use them in some project in the future? yea fuck it
>what's more virgin than a computer? the person sitting in front of it! goteeem
ponder@ponder.ooo · last wk.lmao
they should put me in a blender and pour the pulp into a mold resembling a happy person.
all former neglected children should watch The Fast And The Furious Clockwork Orange style so they can finally learn about what "Family" really is all about. Anyways, that's what i'll be doing for the next 24-36 hours.
what a shame that jeffrey epstein isn't around anymore to fly the lolita express into president donald j trump international airport.
feels like a huge loss for the journalism industry that nobody has dropped acid at the great american state fair and blogged about it yet
[goon chat] muscles01: boss says get it done doberman29: and clean biglizard: hey is earth really round
someone should really get the paperwork started on legalising fraud for everybody, not just giga- to tera-rich people.
pretty sure i spent entirely too much time during my formative years thinking about the movie WALL \cdot E. what was up with that?
now that his net worth has eclipsed the budget of the pentagon we must ask: will elon musk do the right thing and give israel its fair share?
okay so the reason scanners had to be pieces of glass that you lay your document on flat was because of the construction of the original xerox-style copiers. the competing design is the fax-machine style that pulls the paper through. why aren't all desktop printer/scanners the fax machine style?????
they should invent a type of hot dog stand that's right in front of my door
in addition to restoring all the rest of scientific funding, under woke 2 we must bring the full force of the US government to bear on finally developing The Cigarette That Is Good For You.
chat, what does it say about the content of your character and the purity of your heart when the mirror loves you but the camera is plotting your downfall?
NuTrek 2009 but after Nero destroys Vulcan the song Journey of the Sorcerer by The Eagles starts playing and instead of the rest of the NuTrek movie we get to follow the adventures of vulcan Arthur Dent and vulcan Ford Prefect as they hitchhike across the galaxy in search of vulcan Zooey Deschanel.
NO, i was NOT born in "the 19-hundreds" i am a child of THE TWENTIETH CENTURY!
LOUDLY CLEARS THROAT *AHEM* can the people in charge of "the money", especially whoever is in responsible for the SpaceX IPO, PLEASE just graduate to using SI-Prefixes for large numbers already? I'm really tired of getting the german and english billion/trillion confused in polite company. tysm!
dumber-than-bricks schizo conspiracy theorist that takes apart his alexa because he's convinced the feds bugged it but puts it right back together after finding nothing "out of the ordinary"
doing exposure therapy by exposing my own eyeballs to my own face (looking in the mirror)
i don't care if you use windows in the privacy of your own computer room, just don't do it in front of me or my children.
what is funnier to use as an everyday water bottle? empty vodka bottle or empty vegetable oil bottle?