i got this bluetooth phone keyboard and its funny how much muscle memory has been simultaneously retained and lost. also gives me a little temporal vertigo like listening to an album i had on repeat in high school lol
that law passes that makes me have to link this account to my real name and I change the handle to "WealthFart" and start posting like "here are my top 5 picks for big fart stock weekly winners - substack, subscribers only"
Lot of fear mongering going around today but I truly believe that if the government ever attempted to take away our bluesky Americans would take to the streets en masse
benny feldman 'steampunk hat with a carhartt logo is for guys who want to *pretend* they work in the bowels of the great clock' bit... so good
if i was on shark tank i'd scream "i can't put that on a burger - I'm out!!" at every contestant. even if you really could put it on a burger
hot take legos are actually bad for ginning kids up to be engineers because a completely self-consistent forwards- and backwards-compatible system that's easily interchangeable and can be expanded upon indefinitely with no attention paid to tolerances isn't how any engineering actually works
It’s called a war shart and it serves combat functions
party in here tonight 8pm sharp lets go everybody
old roadside pics@roadside.xor.blue · 19h agomenges bungalow, livingston manor, new york, 1977
i feel like the last ~5 or so years its always the most random people on earth leading the league in steals
its not the wackest thing about the 911 cheerleader video by far so its easy to lose sight of not-insignificant wackness of the whole thing being set to enya
Age verification is surveillance by another name. They won’t stop until they’ve age-gated everything that transmits over the internet. Including your streaming and messages.
404 Media@404media.co · yesterdayMike Lee's SCREEN Act, which heads to Senate Commerce Committee for markup on Wednesday, would expand age verification requirements to a nearly limitless scope of websites, and is supported by the architects of Project 2025.
Ultima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss Cover Art by Denis R. Loubet
a few more things need to line up but ive made a lot of recent progress in my life's "ultimate war of insanity"
basically the way it works is this. if the president doesn't eat enough burgers then america loses the mandate of heaven and shit hits the fan. but the president also needs to have ibs. shit hitting porcelain if you know what I mean. the burgers also taste bad and cant have toppings
i will never forgive them for shrinkflating 12 packs to 8 packs. ill remember forever
it feels like no one on the planet of earth cares about racing the crudcrap 500 except me. but without us this tradition will die!!
Fabergé rhinoceros match holder and striker, before 1896. Sandstone, silver, garnets.
lol cashman seriously couldn't find a catcher better than austin wells or ali sanchez?
cant tell if i was just clueless but just met by first person doing a paid "post baccalaureate" which seems to be functionally doing phd labwork for an hourly wage but outside of any degree program. i guess a 5 year funding guarantee is too much and theyre adjunctifying phd students now?
NYT: "How Shit and Crap Went From Two Little-Known Substances to a Billion-Dollar Industry"
i hated broadcast tv and torrented tv and i hate streaming tv now too. the only good tv experience of my life was watching the complete columbo dvd box set. every tv show should be more like the complete columbo dvd box set...
made a "woke cut" of 1954 disney live action 20000 leagues under the sea where i removed the ~15 minutes "landing on the island and getting chased by 'cannibals'" scene