multiple ppl have already been annoying while boarding my flight and the elder gay flight attendant I already bonded with side eyed me and went “can I borrow one of those knitting needles? jam it right here” and then he mimed stabbing himself in the chest 💀💀

Finally

The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h ago

James Bond producer shares update on 007 casting: ‘It’s got to be really different’

just here to contribute to the ratio and ask: what the fuck is this

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 7h ago

Aaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D

PCA has the mandate of Sesame Street

Dan Weiner@danweiner.bsky.social · 16h ago

Cookie Monster had Boog DYING when he answered who is favorite Cub is (PCA)

oh, is there a voteball happening?

Cookie Monster's Take Me Out To The Ballgame

everyone is talking about how this will start dumb arguments but I’m just thinking about how he’s going to tear or break something in the most Mets way possible

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 20h ago

Mets just called Jefry Yan, who does this strikeout celly, and frankly I can’t wait for him to bust this out for a 100-loss team. This is going to 1000% rock

make a new MVP just for challenges and give it to Carson Kelly

what could this scouting report possibly be on Ian Happ. “he’s crapp”???

why is Michael Phelps with Bob Odenkirk at the Cubs game lol

Had no idea.

Omg Cookie Monster doing the stretch again tomorrow!

ahh well, good thing the cubs got 500 pitchers today since most of the ones they had are either cooked or dead on the IL

me personally, I thought the PCA thing was funny. but my ability to recognize when someone is just joking, being silly, doing a bit, or having a laugh sets me apart from much of this app

you guys being unable to see that PCA is obviously trolling/joking is very weird lol. he’s crying laughing the whole time he’s saying it, he’s obviously not being serious?

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 2d ago

just woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up

maybe the cubs will remember how to score. lol jk

god there’s nothing better than a baseball radio broadcast

imagine ever having said anything negative about Nico Hoerner. I simply cannot relate.

unfortunate that the cubs forgot how to score runs 5 seconds before the deadline. another sell off coming, I fears

saying someone is “[being] bold” for being transphobic is the biggest loser shit I’ve ever seen. you have one extremely short and precious life on this earth. WHY would you waste one single second of it being so rotten to the core?

The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d ago

Speaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn

@jenrice.bsky.social HEB has Halloween reusable bags out 🙂‍↔️🥹

my uncle heard his best friend had died (turns out he hadn’t but more on that later) and his old New York Jew response was “he can’t be dead, I talked to him yesterday!”

as people do discourse about Choosin’ Texas amd whether its the song of the summer, I find it deeply funny that the idiot hockey team I root for was ahead of the trend lmao

Dallas Stars 💫@notdallasstars.bsky.social · 5mo ago

In our Ella Langley era ⭐️

I’ll never forget Brandon Morrow hitting the IL for hurting himself taking off pants

Amanda Mull@amandamull.bsky.social · 5d ago

MLB players are the thoroughbred horses of the human world in that if you take your eye off them for a second they will get loose and find some completely novel Looney Tunes way to suffer a catastrophic injury

I didn’t know who Haley Stevens was a few days ago. Stop making me learn about blue state dems who are insane. You guys are losing so much “We’re Better Than [Red State]” ground, btw.

Just seems like there’s no way this Will Stancil individual is as interesting as the daily post volume on here makes him out to be

I love Michael B. Jordan but that Thomas Crown Affair trailer had negative sexual tension compared to them!!! Bring back sexy movies!!!!!!

the google cloud commercial on MLB TV is a sick social experiment where they see how many baseball fans they can drive to su!c!de in one season.

ok but actually what is going on with the blue jays?? the AL isn’t really my business but like???

Brent Maguire@bmags94.bsky.social · last wk.

Shane Bieber walked six batters in the first inning and was pulled after only recording two outs. It's the most walks a Blue Jays pitcher has issued in a single inning in franchise history.

I would invoke Sky Law™️

Hemant Mehta@friendlyatheist.com · last wk.

Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...