Every other modern fantasy novel is: I was the 10,000th customer and got magic powers?! I will now proceed to level up.
Smams
@smams.bsky.social
Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
There's this idea that I hate that good things must be chance, that art must come from good fortune and accident. That training and honing and learning are mistakes made by elitists and that truth comes from the outside. 🧵
Reo Eveleth@reveleth.com · yesterdayI think a lot about a post that I can't find that takes aim at the genre of jokes about x, y or z soundtrack composer and how they "didn't have to go that hard" for some silly movie. The post is like "yes they did? they care about their job? they want to make good work?"
The awesome thing about having a boyfriend with ADHD is that when he's too hyper focused on minesweeper, he doesn't hear you fart very loudly
guy in a maze-like hardware store looking for low-friction solutions: "Let me get my bearings"
Would you still love me if I looked like the "square hole" tik tok girl
Guy who has “mustache rides: market price” tattooed on his forehead
Smams@smams.bsky.social · 3d agoGuy who has "expensive moustache rides" tattooed on his forehead
Guy who has "expensive moustache rides" tattooed on his forehead
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun@ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 3d agoguy who has "free mustache rides" tattooed on his forehead
Oh? you doubt the power of my stand! [THE HAND OF FATE] *owns you*
Puff 🇵🇸🏳️🌈@puffyapple.bsky.social · 4d agoyou ain't him
werewolf ate my homework. Yes the werewolf is also me. Sure I retain some awareness but it's not that much.
I am thinking that these characters and individuals with problems have "skill issues" and also I would never fall into their patterns of behavior
neo pronouns are so great because you can do a "hardly know em" joke with any word and it works
Me sowing green: yeay yippee haha Me reaping green: fuuuuck it *ain't* easy
At a certain point calling things "reddit" is more reddit than whatever you're calling out
Sorry therapist, I have concluded that your healthy coping mechanisms are reddit
guy who has an infected but nevertheless really cool tattoo: "Yeah I'm cultured"
*in a tearing you apart voice* no schemes 🫵, no plots 🫵, not even a jape in the works!
I would rather fuck outside in the grass than on an air mattress...You cannot pay me to do that shit 😭