Smogget 🪓🍊
@smogget.bsky.social
Thirty-something. She/her. Tired. Interests include: Star Trek, books, embroidery, class war. Trans rights are human rights.
name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
Joey Tribbiani in Friends
ALT: Joey Tribbiani in Friends
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉@scumbelievable.bsky.social · 2w agoname a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring
Really tired of people criticizing and mocking Trump instead of throwing him off a tall building.
I spent the first day of Pride responding to online Christian bigotry with this
I wanted to start a junk journal, but didn't have a sturdy junky book to turn into one...so I bought a children's Bible
Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy
ian.fenrisgames@fenrisgames.com · 8mo agoPost a non-religious picture you think of as holy
Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:
Update: I have stopped going to work
Smogget 🪓🍊@smogget.bsky.social · 11mo agoWhat if I just stopped going to work
He and every person he appointed needs to be in the ground, their assets seized, their remaining family barred from every level of government for the next ten generations, and their names only mentioned as a warning for anyone who thinks to try it again.
Mom wanted a wooden snowman so I made her a clothespin peg Snowman from the 1982 movie
I just heard Golden from K-Pop Demon Hunters ON THE RADIO?! We're really at that level of cultural saturation? Amazing.
I may have gone overboard with horror novels at the library...and there's one more in hold waiting for pickup.
“To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.” -Ursula LeGuin
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
"It's toilet time for tiny town" whenever I take a bathroom break at work
Willow@rockshrimp.bsky.social · last yr.what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
Full short story "The Ones Who Stay and Fight," for no particular reason. share.google/JGHIlUdJC2nf...
The Ones Who Stay and Fight - Lightspeed Magazine
It’s the Day of Good Birds in the city of Um-Helat! The Day is a local custom, silly and random as so many local customs can be, and yet beautiful by the same token. It has little to do with birds---a...
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I saw a guy get raptured. When Jesus pulled the dude up into the sky, he said, “I’m just taking this guy. I only need one guy.”
They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦♂️