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@smolemwe.bsky.social

Professional Procrastinator, Gamer, Writer, ExJW, Millennial slowly descending into madness

Still thinking about the utter betrayal during Blood on the Clocktower last Saturday. My D&D bestie really looked us in the face and deceived us all. I gotta remember there are no friends under the clocktower!! Such a good game

the reason you hear about trans sports is because, after failing to create a culture war about bathrooms, GOP strategists all got together and figured out they could exploit the fact that every single adult spends an insane amount of money on their kid playing sports to attack trans people

L. Frank Baum really really loved using the word "meat" adjectivally and I have to bring this to your attention. Here is a meat thread of some of L Frank Baum's meat mentions: 🧵

L Frank Baum, old timey suave mustache man

The fact the actors in The Odyssey use American accents is actually kinda cool. If anything, I'm mad there are not MORE american accents. We have so many! USE THEM! I mean, seriously, how *else* were they gonna sound? British? Let's not pretend British wasn't the other option.

He's over ten years late, but my spouse has started to binge Stargate SG-1 and I've been having immense fun teasing him as he explains what episode he's on which consists of pretty much Spouse: [Describes thing happening to character] Me: Cool... which time? Spouse: MORE THAN ONCE??

Logged into FFXIV for the first time in 3 years to watch a guy get murked only to surmise this was a boyfriend I forgot about and honestly I think I'm hooked. Warrior of Light? Whozat? I'm a Widowee out for revenge now

I accidentally put on my eldest's bra because the style is so much like my own I didn't realize and now I'm in physical pain I knew we'd end up getting each other's clothes eventually but fuck this is a special hell