Snow/Eden

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Shirogane. You either know or you don't. she/her they/them

find it delightful that the Wawario and Wawaluigi song is now getting its own derivatives that compound the slop factor and are just silly enough to catch my attention regardless

watching western cartoons as a Weird/Silly kink pervert is an exercise in how many times you can stare off into the sunset trying to avoid disgust+shame as things that resemble your kinks performed in the ugliest way possible are paraded in front of you.

You can buy a huge media conglomerate with money you don't have using leveraged debt you'll never pay off and then immediately start firing its workers, but people will still say that capitalism is compatible with democracy and is capable of "reform" or "regulation"

The A.V. Club@avclub.com · 5d ago

Following the final approval of the Warner Bros.-Paramount merger, CEO David Ellison promises "difficult decisions that affect our workforce." tinyurl.com/5n7jnxe4 That's all, folks—Skydance immediately hints at massive layoffs

does anyone remember when the Bowsette stuff happened and there was wishcasting about it becoming a right wing thing anyday now. and it was very obviously just wanting an excuse to be annoying

I feel like the cozy game space is already kinda going through it with the current micro trend of "clean the museum/library" type games that are all, if not outright using AI for promotional or in-game assets, heavily making use of pre-existing assets and game templates from asset stores.

Werehud Cursedweil@ehudkurzweil.bsky.social · last wk.

I predict that cozy games are going to go through a vibe-coded AI apocalypse in the next two years and the most annoying people imaginable are going to defend it because it's all smooth, textureless slop

The Pokemon series has a tendency to shelve episodes and plotlines if they could possibly touch upon any kind of national trauma, so it's a good thing that Entei: Lord of the Unknown Tower came out in America during April of 2001 and not any later.

screenshot of Pokemon movie 3.
There are two crystal towers. You could even call them twin towers.

Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.

A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social

If you ever wonder why I obsess over Sega history, specifically financial history and dubunking various "console war" era myths, it is a combination of learning about Sega's other expensive ventures in the 90s, various translated articles/interviews from mdshock.com, and the SoA fiscal report leak.

Sonic 06 and Sonic Forces have small fanbases, not because of "delusions" of game quality or something, but instead because they are the only Sonic Sexual Videogames

I love the Mario Luigi Wario Waluigi Wawario Wawaluigi song so much. It's slop but it's slop that feels like it was penned by someone who was really upset at the Mario series as a child. There is an entire line in the full version about "how come wario doesn't have rosalina like mario does peach"

It turns out that Tung Tung Tung Sahur's name is in past tense, so we've only seen his flashback version up until now. In moments we will be met with Tang Tang Tang Sahur. If we're extra lucky it might even be To Tang To Tang To Tang Sahur

It's amazing how every yugioh player is at all times in an abusive relationship with their game. No no guys, that super ultra banlist that will kill 60 cards at once is definitely coming *this* time!

A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone

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i had heard Majora doesn't run the greatest on GameCube but i didn't know it literally has a warning before you boot it up saying "if you notice the game fucking up sometimes it's not your system dying this version of the game is just like that"

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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌)@ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 3w ago

am liking Ocarina of Time a lot and am doing research and finding out the ways in which the GameCube version of Majora's Mask sucks kind of, would be really awesome to play that game on my N64 when i get around to it i think