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This hallway at the bank down the street is pretty much how I remember the 1980s looking.
I took a quick spin around Columbia Park after work, a little faster than last time, but in personal news I found my saddle bag that I was certain had been destroyed. #bikesky
I've always been impressed with the horseshoe infrastructure in the metro. I have no idea how often they're used, but these things are everywhere. #bikesky
Went to see a movie set in 2006 in the neighborhood where I lived in 2006.
I rode my bike to a friend's house, in the rain, both of which for the first time in years. Riding home after dark, and for a few moments it felt like the ride home from work in 2009, arguably probably one of the highlights of that year for me. #bikesky
Despite finding my rear tire flat, I found a spare tube in my tool box and got a short ride in before dinner. #bikesky
Me: * orders our food fluently in Italian to impress my date * McDonalds drive-through employee: “What mate?”
a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces
some chud interviewing for patel’s FBI: “if anything the goat fucked *me*”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoKash Patel: "We did not want to punish victims of beastiality"
McCarthyism by and for strip mall handjob recipients.
Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 2w agoNew: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.
Very rare to see someone like this with principles
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 2w agoHe cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
Revolutionary for a Bad and Evil Cause
Resigned Tired
Alt: Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton) in Terminator 2: Judgement Day
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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump: "The people that say AI is going to destroy the World, & that Data Centers are bad for your neighborhood, are the same people that said the World would be extinguished by 'Climate Change.' That HOAX never worked out, and now they’re on to the next one. These people are Revolutionaries ... "
Classic Frey governance. Only his top cheerleaders despite touting “multiple perspectives,“ zero representation from the 44% who didn’t vote for him, even tho they are policed as much if not more heavily. Zero-sum is how he wins, but why his governance falters. www.minneapolismn.gov/news/2026/se...
Minneapolis Police Chief search advances as candidate review begins
More than a dozen internal and external people have applied, and community engagement continues as the City prepares for interviews.
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taylr@taylordahlin.com · 3w agocity of minneapolis has created 2 interview panels in the search for its next police chief on the community panel: - former city council president andrea jenkins - downtown council president & CEO adam duininck - chair of CCPO latonya reeves - co-chair of plymouth church workgroup catherine shreves
The United States of America will introduce economic sanctions against the United States of America until the government's demands are met.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3w agoTrump says he will cut off all trade entirely with "some nations" unless the Fed lowers interest rates
Bought some clearance sale frame bags. I'm out of shape and slow, and I remember the tires felt slow compared to others when I put them on the bike. I'm definitely not moving that fast, but the panniers always made the bike feel sluggish, and I don't need them as often these days. #bikesky
Jamming these all into my Switch 2 dock as hard as I can, just to feel something
Man being an "AI Safety" person seems like a great con if you can get in on it. Getting paid to write posts with a fucking flashlight under your chin saying "ooh computers could be scary in the future maybe possibly"
nope, not gonna do another 30 years of this country's dumbest fuck politicians crudely aping trump like i had to put up with them aping reagan through high school and college. hitting the ejector seat, no thank you
Philadelphia Inquirer@inquirer.com · 3w agoRep. David Maloney, a Republican who represents parts of Berks County, wants to rename Lake Erie to “Lake Pennsylvania,” arguing that the state’s only Great Lake has become increasingly important to Pennsylvania’s economy and identity.
Road to the Camden Bridge with my wife last night, then around the neighborhood early this morning. #bikesky
This implies Hollywood studios want to work with this AI. They don't. Actors hate this, agencies have said they won't sign Tilly, award shows denied AI being nominated, and the only movie Tilly will be appearing in is one manufactured by the developers. Stop trying to make Tilly Norwood happen.
CNN@cnn.com · 3w agoTilly Norwood has been billed the first AI "actor" in Hollywood which raises questions about what awards synthetic performers should be nominated for. In an exclusive chat with CNN's Elizabeth Wagmeister, Tilly Norwood responded to questions about winning an Oscar.
BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all
Ran errands to Harbor Freight and mailed a letter. On the way home, I rode through a park I probably haven't set foot in for over fifteen years. #bikesky
