SoftBee

@softbeeplease.bsky.social

25 | he/him | Meteorologist and Florida Native Ecologist | Insufferable pollinator and certified nice guy

Republicans: why aren't women having more babies? It's probably because of the muslim trans Haitian geoengineering furries. Women: I paid $73 for crackers, milk, tomatoes, and ranch. I cannot afford to live.

Likely the worst El Niño in 140 years. Harvests will be bad even without a fertilizer crisis. GOP will head to elections with scorching food inflation. And they will blame Belgium for not opening Hormuz. And 35% of Americans will be very angry at Belgium.

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I will do more sketches today, I have to start a new file on procreate because no one told me you can't edit resolution after the fact. ... But you can on literally every other drawing app.

Today is a wonderful reminder that Americans are not safe. 1. HAVE A PLAN 2. GET YOUR PASSPORT ASAP 3. CARRY PROTECTION 4. MAKE AN EMERGENCY CONTACT CARD 5. HAND THAT EMERGENCY CONTACT CARD TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY 6. MAKE AN EMERGENCY PLAN

I am a big proponent of experience makes a person more skillful. So, I decided that I will attempt posting a new sketch for each day for the next year. The idea is that I will keep the sketches small and I won’t spend much time on them. Hopefully there’s a noticeable improvement by the end :)