Fucking finally - now hit every manufacturer with this too.

Forbes@forbes.com · yesterday

The company doesn’t currently have a fix for the problem.

As a kid, I read like a fiend specifically to unearth the obscene and objectionable. I keep that kid in mind when I write.

Wesley Steedman@earthpigjohnson.bsky.social · yesterday

Hearing about an author censoring themselves in later editions of their books, and man, I dunno.

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New needlepoint canvas purchase has arrived! 😁😁😁

I really need to go take a shower but I keep getting sucked into another Work Thing every time I’m like, I should go do that now… 😩 These are the problems of WFH.

11/10

WeRateDogs@weratedogs.com · 2d ago

Puppy Court is now in session!

If this doesn't have fanfic prompt written all over it, I don't know what does

D.N. Schmidt, SF author🪐📚@dnschmidt.com · 2d ago

Imagine if skills were sexually transmitted. You come home from a work trip and your partner is outside on the deck they just built, singing opera and making balloon animals. You demand to know if they’ve been cheating, but accidentally ask the question in Swedish.

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StaffSRE1138@sysadmin1138.net · 2w ago

Checked our Cuisinart food processor blade and wow. Turns out there is a recall about this, so was able to get a free replacement. Thanks @cpsc.gov

I was supposed to do Actual Work today. Instead I slept in, and then reorganized like half of my house. But now I have a basement pantry and space in the craft room closet to put craft supplies! 😅

The older I get, the more I realize that one of life’s greatest luxuries is having absolutely nothing planned and nobody expecting you anywhere

For my part, I think I tracked it down to Alex Mack being a formative influence on my fashion sense. 🤷🏻

Brittney Bush Bollay@brittneybush.bsky.social · 5d ago

Someday science is going to figure out why 90% of afab nonbinary people’s actual gender is “teenage skateboarder”

The first rule of Sex Purge is no nudity. 🙄

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 5d ago

‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)

Ea-Nasir as a meme is so funny to me, imagine a client sends you a pissy email and as a result, MILLENIA later, future people wielding sorcerous, unfathomable technology use it to clown on your ass

🎶 Whales in the sky keep on turnin' 🎶

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · last wk.

By MonoKubo

Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

It’s probably because of the 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold

A-Wax@p1z4t.blacksky.app · last wk.

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I feel like I would already know if any of y’all were in the market, but may as well put it out there that my firm is expanding our Trusts & Estates practice group and currently looking to hire in at all levels. Partners, associates, staff attorneys, paralegals.

Lets give it up for corn's favorite snake... The corn snake!!

ok I'm sorry I refuse to believe anyone of any age thinks this isn't a banger *especially* after the sax gets started

Warhammer Dan@jacketdan.bsky.social · last wk.

Have a blessed day folks

4, 3 (toast only) or 4 (toasted sandwiches), 2

Pollitt@pollitt.bsky.social · last wk.

1, 3, 2 (also good w 3)

as a writer you gotta figure out what is going on, and then figure out how much your dumb as rocks POV character understands of it, then imbue the consequences with as much gay sex as possible

Of all the things to admit on the internet, “I don’t know how bananas work” is one of the funniest

Jess Calarco@jessicacalarco.com · last wk.

Spoken like a man who has never had to shop for himself.

My workday would get measurably better, since I wouldn’t have to spend time avoiding Copilot’s attempts to intrude upon my life.

Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · last wk.

Guys like this don’t realize that they are the freak

It’s true, I was disappointed by the small margin of victory in the race when we hoped for a blowout. But then I remembered this, and realized that we did EXTREMELY well, actually:

Politico@politico.com · last wk.

Progressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted

mamdani's social media: NYC, today is a monumental day. I've slain Gorlax the Spurious, the beast who lived in the sewers and ate children and small dogs. every conservative thinkpiece article: Slaying Gorlax the Spurious might *sound* appealing, but what if you don't have children or small dogs?

You can/should read Emily Wilson's latest take on the Odyssey, but I'm logging on to convey my hairdresser's reaction. She was AGHAST that Nolan, with his million $ budget, gave Matt Damon ONLY 6 hair extensions. As a result, his hair did not blow around properly, & that ruined the film for her.

Fae: “Tell us your true name.” Me: “…Just my name? No birthdate, no SSN, no fingerprint scan, no address, no mother’s maiden name? Are you sure you’ve even got the right Olivia Waite? There’s like six.” Fae: “What the hell kind of bargains have you been making?” Me: “They call it health insurance.”

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Technically my first console was a PS2 I got when I went to college, because my parents wouldn’t let me have a home console. I WAS allowed to have handhelds, though, and my first one was a GameBoy Pocket. Pretty sure my first game for it was Pokémon Red Version. On the PS2 it was Kingdom Hearts 😁

RITSUKAXAN@ritsukaxan.bsky.social · last wk.

lets be nerdy wich was your first console! and your first game! ? i wanna know! the MEGA pack: -sega megadrive -sonic the hedgehog -golden axe, streets of rage ,revenge of the shinobi