Got an email from Zoosha!

Current status: scrambling around on the floor in a mass of work-related A4 papers shouting THIS IS MY LIFE!, in a manner described as "not even St Annes's top Glenn Cullen tribute act". Still, Burnley v Torino online now

"...Tasked their FIFA Council Members with engaging FIFA to determine how existing vast FIFA reserves could be used to increase FIFA Forward funding for football development across our region" 👏

Philippe Auclair@philippeauclair.bsky.social · 6d ago

CONCACAF (41 federations) join Uefa to reject Gianni Infantino's proposal.

You coming to my new club night? I'm playing

Hydration Break

all that’s good out of this final so far is the possibility of a muppets white stripes cover album

Unsurpassed punditry by Rooney there

Doesn't have the glamour of the 1991 Rumbelows Cup Quarter Final draw though, does it? #worldcup

Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.

Oisín McGann@oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 3w ago

I don’t know why this post doesn’t give his name, but it’s Jo Nagai. This is a true story. medium.com/@zehraanjum2...

Reposting this for... reasons.

Cheekysaurus@cheekyian.bsky.social · last yr.

For no reason other than it's fucking brilliant, here's Chris Lowe from the Pet Shop Boys playing It's A Sin on the wurlitzer organ at the Blackpool Tower Ballroom

England parking the bus

TUCHEL CHECK YOUR BLUESKY

Absolutely piss.

I don't ask for much, but 17 minutes of World Class anti-football with time-wasting recognised by the Guiness Book of World Records would be nice.

Hydration break

Is it too early to call for Big Dan Burn?

Father Ted: Another Mass - Best Idea?

Alt: Father Ted: Another Mass - Best Idea?

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DJED! DJED! DJED!

You beautiful princess, you

Thinking of finding that lad with the SPENGE banner and changing it to SPENCE

Leighton James reference? One for the kids #burnleyfc

Hydration break

Viewing party on the Falkland Islands:

Pingki Penguin's Sword Fight

ALT: Pingki Penguin's Sword Fight

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🚨Argy Bargy klaxon🚨

Customer to me in Greggs buying a (cold) corned beef pasty, c1998: "You'd be shot in Fray Bentos for serving that" #engarg

Steven Toast: 'Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!'

Alt: Steven Toast: 'Yeah, I can hear you, Clem Fandango!'

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Andrew Marchand@andrewmarchand.bsky.social · 3w ago

⚽️🇩🇪📺🎟️NEWS: Germany's Bundesliga's US rights are moving from ESPN to USA Network & Fandango, The Athletic has learned. What are the financials and the changing landscape of live sports rights. (w/ @sebsb.bsky.social ) www.nytimes.com/athletic/744...

Ai Weiwei, Factory International, Manchester

Trump: "Would you go to Moscow?" Zelensky: "It's difficult. There are a lot of Ukrainian drones there. It would be dangerous."

🚨 Bob the cat klaxon 🚨