An absolute jammer

Wait, Did You Hear That?@waitdidyouhearthat.bsky.social · yesterday

Looking back to when the Italians ruled the pop charts: 1984's "Self Control". newsletter.waitdidyouhearthat.com/p/great-mome...

Bucs are good again you heard it here first

We’re not sending our best.

@cpadick.bsky.social · 2d ago

Pittsburgh has given us Bari Weiss and Pat McAfee. Wonderful, no?

I’d welcome Clay Holmes back any day now. We need the arms

Keith Olbermann@olbermann.bsky.social · 2d ago

They're just making up names now They're going to trade Clay Holmes for Simon N. Garfunkel

Cam Gullett@camarogulag.bsky.social · 2d ago

@letseatnachos.bsky.social the season hasn’t even started yet and you must be so embarrassed by this clown as your team’s QB already

This guy sucks so bad and I’m here for another season of it. Can’t look away

Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 2d ago

It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.

Ok

Jon Heyman@jonheyman.bsky.social · 2d ago

Luke Weaver to Pirates. Top prospect Sammy Stafura coming back in trade

This was good

Hang the .500 Till the End of July banner right next to the Offered Schwarber, Naylor, and Suarez Contracts banner

James Santelli@santelli.bsky.social · 4d ago

fantasy accounts are saying O’Hearn is out 6 to 8 weeks 🤬

Where is the Tarps Off happening at GABP that they’re not showing?

A bar sign in Japan

Now Soto will stop knowing where the ball is going

Hit him in the glove

👀

If LeBron was really king of kings he would commute from Bethlehem

Ok I made more pesto and Aldi has $5 tubs of burrata

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

AndaliteBandit@andalitebandit.bsky.social · last wk.

Found this on Tumblr with the caption, "Saw a fire, stopped his car, got out and Madonna'd the fuck out of those flames". I want him carnally.

The solution to the Pirates bullpen woes is to let Oneil Cruz close games.

Greatest commit announcement in the history of sport?

Jerad Walker@jeradwalker.bsky.social · last wk.

College football commitment announcements should feature more fire.

We did it

Chris Belasco@someclevername.bsky.social · 2w ago

How it started/ how it’s going

How it started/ how it’s going

Thinking about the time when Max Ernst predicted the sexy fruits emojis way back in 1944

they’re not even good at being nerds

the nerd homecoming or whatever makes more sense when you see they don’t want to critique power, they only want power

gilbert gottfried

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

YOU WILL BELIEVE A DOG CAN READ YOUR MIND

LeBron is taking his talents to South Street there I timestamped it