sopranos3ds

@sopranos3ds.gay

20 something nordie from the Cool FM County (Down)

ME: i dunno chuck sometimes it feels like nobody would care if i died CHARLIE KIRK: counting or not counting your friends who have checked in on you, your loved ones who picked you up when you’ve been at your lowest? TYLER ROBINSON, LOWERING HIS GUN: rue i think he’s got a point this time

See like, i'd actually have no problem paying a 15% increase on fares if pt services actually worked Waiting at a stop here for 15 mins, check a real time tracking app and it shows that the bus just decided to completely skip a portion of the route

When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"

Jon Bois@jonbois.bsky.social · last wk.

if i wrote for the onion i'd write a headline that was like "Breaking News: The president is an orange!" and then you'd click it and the article would be like "An orange-haired no-good crook, that is!" that might seem a little mean-spirited but the way i see it, i'd get a click and you'd get a laugh