How i be moving in the kitchen in the dead of the night.

Reminded me of this classic...

oh my goddd im so sorry, just seeing this now 😰 do u guys still need artillery support

My Uber is here.

I think when we weren’t looking my sister’s cats picked up a side gig as cover models for Stylish Felines magazine

turns out History has an answer--

i wish i was dead

I love this panel of the 737-900 safety pamphlet, which demonstrates proper procedure for how survivors should pledge fealty to ~T h e B u o y a n t C h i l d~

the cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like

molly@mollyfied.me · 2d ago

the cybertruck is getting canned. post a vehicle women actually like

i had a dream where i got to cuddle with someone, it was nice

hmmm i wish i was dead

i don't think my parents were ever proud of me

Paranoia always hits when you're leadt expecting it

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like.

FunsexyDB@funsexydb.bsky.social · 2d ago

The cybertruck is getting canned. Post a vehicle women actually like.

y'all ever had a book that devoured you as you devoured it? my #1 with a bullet is The Devil All The Time by Donald Ray Pollock, a buddy's recommendation: Day one I started at lunch: I overstayed my break an hour. When everyone left the office, I sat on the floor and read until it was done.

CMYK chus 🩵🩷💛🖤 [ #cuteart #traditionalart #pokemon ]

why the hell doesn't the remington arms website contain any information about their god damned arms?

god i fucking hate republicans

time to get out of bed and go buy booze

big cinnamon

damn, psyllium husk powder got hands

blgh. i'm going back to bed.

Chapstick

some nice photos of mine

Of course women don't like the vehicle It could never compete with a vintage Unimog!

Brian Barrett@brbarrett.bsky.social · 3d ago

The cybertruck was a total disaster but without it we would never have had this one perfect quote. www.wired.com/story/owning...