spam, an elephant smoking a pipe
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how does it feel to be in the future, spaceman? queer, they/she
jeff gerstmann is older than alex horne
It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better
it's always fun when you start seeing shippy fanart for something you've never heard of then look up the plot and there's only one character in it so where the hell are these other guys coming from
i told steve this time he has to make a villain that’s just a little evil. does some bad things but is otherwise psychologically understandable and isn’t the hitler joker 4000 and he said no and threw rocks at me.
thought up a sad story with fake people in my mind and now i'm sad. why are human brains like this
It's a real sting having your rights stripped by a movement that's barely even astroturfed so much as a bot farm and newspaper column-based phenomenon
A sincere thought I had yesterday: where are the transphobes even gonna hold this? There’s no where feasible to even do it… Today: I guess six friendless bigots don’t need much room
i have an appointment with my primary care doctor next week and i'm kind of like what's the point, all my stuff is being taken care of by other doctors, her main thing is to remind me i'm fat and have not hit my A1c goal (regardless of if i've made improvements since last time)
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
i watched The Ballad Of Wallis Island for hyperfixation reasons and it made me cry a lot. moment to moment it is very funny but many of the characters are deeply sad people
look at what i'm denied. evil.
talking to helena and we found out the stupid naked baby comic Love Is... is now putting clothing on the naked baby couple. what the hell
literally every day i haven't been at the barn in the past two months something major has gone wrong and it makes it hard not to see myself as cursed
This is why you dont try to compromise or concede anything to these horrors
JK Rowling centre says Amnesty apology does not solve ‘reputational damage’ — The Independent
Beira’s Place was among organisations labelled ‘anti-rights’ in a briefing document.
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telling two of the twenty-somethings at the barn that i've had a total of six cell phones in the 21 years i've had a cell phone and watching the incomprehension on their faces
one of the greatest hazards of getting into taskmaster is when clicking on a video with a comedian you liked, there is a non-zero chance you will see the nightmare creatures they call "jedward"
i don't think i should have to deal with reevaluation of my entire self-conception and also the stomach flu at the same time
Yeah it costs us so much. A switch from billing through iOS to browser is a big boost to the Patreons you support.
I'm begging you not to use apple products. This shit is devastating to creators like me
it is so fucking annoying when i have a sugary drink despite being afraid of how Bad For You (and especially me as a diabetic) they are and then it like barely moves the needle on my blood sugar and also it's delicious
hey guys where did i put my laptop. i haven't used it in like three months
followed a tumblr that posts "kitsch" because i saw some fun crochet stuff they posted and was immediately shot in the head when they posted a jcpenney mall store front from 2003